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Funny Whatsapp Status Collection in Hindi

Mohabbat to humari hai, par marji sirf tumhari hai :p

Kaam aisa karo ke agle baar koi kahe hi na :p

अन-अवेलेबल

Le bhai.. ye wala status bhi copy karle mera..!

Na gym jata hu, na bhagwan me maanta hu. Haan, mai gymnastic hu!!

Maine sikhaya tha P silent hota hai Psychic, usne to yeh Pyaar pe bhi apna lia :p

Status chod, apni shakal dekh :p

Attitude to hum’me bachpan se hai. Jab paida hue the, tabh bhi 1.5 years kisi se bole nahi the :p

Engineering se pehle thoda Economics padh lo. Taaki 5 saal bad pata chal jaye k unemployed kyo ho ..

Life rude hai to kya hua, hum bhi to dude hain!

hamne padhna hi kya band kiya puri duniya hi topper ban gayi!! :p

Hey there! I am using your mom.

Maine ek taraf Dove lagaya or ek taraf papa ne lagaya. Jis taraf papa ne lagaya vo side zada chamak raha hai :p

Bhai padhle. Kya logo ke whatsapp status dekhi ja raha hia..!

Teri FB photo se acha to meri Aadhar card ki pic hai..

Status me kya likhu? Message bhejj!! :p

Pyaar me Jaan to paagal dete hain. Shatir log Bacche dete hai :p

WhatsApp Love Status

Isn’t it strange that everything has a measure except love

I adored you before I laid my eyes on you

He wrote his life. She edited, beautifully!

And then suddenly all the love songs became for you..

I can’t promise to fix all your problems but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone

Sometimes i look at you and i wonder how i got to be so damn lucky

I’m confused how every time I meet you, it ends up with a surprise for my heart!

LIFE – LOVE = A VOID..!

Hey there! I am using whatsapp only for you

Can’t flirt. Taken away! 🙂

I thought love was just a word until we met!

Can someone pls measure the Universe? Bae just asked me how much do I love her/him.

Dear bae, I die every time you say bye.

You’re clueless how fast my heart beats when we meet

You’re my favorite Hi and saddest Bye

You’re like the love of my dreams, but better. You’re real.

Every morning I wake up, I have a new love story in my mind..!

Even if I had wings, I would still prefer to walk with u

Even my keyboard says WE is stands in front of U and I!

You don’t need a WhatsApp status to show yo love to someone..

Our memories will be my lullaby.

Thanks for defining me love.

First deserve it, then earn it.

I fell in love with u because u loved me when I couldn’t love myself

I don’t use my phone 24×7, but when I do it’s to chat with you. 🙂

You may be not one in thousands, but for me you are the only one!

Taken away by a heart hacker!

My love for you is more than what it was an hour ago, but not than what it will be after an hour!

Thanks for giving the meaning of word LOVE to me.

You are my favorite Hello and my hardest goodbye!

I finally realized that I need you more than I thought.

Let me roam your body freely..

You’re the symphony I hear again and again..

My award for love was you!

Sad whatsapp status for breakups

Our memory will be my lullaby.

I miss how it used to be between us.

I’ve become what you cannot embrace.

She was a chapter in his book, but he was merely a line in her’s.

Real feelings just don’t get away.

You can read my diary, you’re in every..

I begged you to come back in, But I can’t do this again

Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies..

(For programmers): In source code of our relationship, ego was the semicolon.

Where are you now? I’m faded!

I’ve been looking for answers I don’t want to hear

I just can’t take my eyes off you..

Everyone cares when it’s too late.

Lost in your mind, I wanna know.

Apart but still together.

Sometimes I wanna go back in my life, not to change anything, but to feel somethings twice.

Its funny howna penny in my pocket is worthier than me..

YOU SO FUCKING SPECIAL!

Take my heart for it is yours to keep..

We used to be a part and then we became apart.

True love doesn’t need words.

Afraid our aim is out of sight..

Unconscious Mind, but I’m wide awake.

You have no idea how worthless you made me feel

Don’t you know it’s true, girl, there’s no one else but you?

Was it all a fantasy?

Motivational Status for WhatsApp

Top WhatsApp Status

My weekdays are awesome whenever I’m on vacations lol.

Scratch here ================ to reveal my status!

Even if I had wings, I’d still lyk to walk with you.. <3

Some time you act lyk you need a hi-5 on their faces.

Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies!

I didn’t fail 30 times. I learnt 30 wrong ways of approaching my goals!

I want to show you how much I love you. Can someone please measure the Universe?

If your dreams makes other laugh, it’s out of their reach.

ONLY I AM MY LIMIT!

Live your life, not other’s.

I’m a fire with the dancing flame!

A pretty heart is much better than ugly face. 🙂

Last seen at ur girlfriend’s home :p

It’s fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.

I can do this all day!

If you’re good at anything then never do it 4 free.

Life is too short. Don’t waste in waiting for my reply. :p

I didn’t believe in angels before we met!

Success is ma only f*cking option, failure’s not!

True friends walk wid u when others walk away!

I CAN > CAN I.

Making hundreds friends easy, but keeping up with them isn’t!

Trust, but verify!

Dreams go hand in hand. So work in team!

Home + Internet + Pizza – School Homework = Best lyf ever.

Ek taraf maine Dove lagaya o dusri araf mere papa ne lagaya. Papa wali side jada chammak rahi hai! :p

Anger on. Please disturb again.

First I was ugly. Then I studied hard n got a job and now I’m poor + ugly lol.

If you’re not satisfied, just leave it.

Sometimes you’ll fail, sometimes you’ll nail, but every time you learn!

Attitude status for WhatsApp

Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only saw what I choose to saw you.

The one who’ll remember will be remembered.

I never lose. I either win or learn.

Available. But not for you.

It’s not my attitude. It’s what you deserve.

I don’t beg for anything. I just take it!

Life is too short to hate people

People will talk about you. Make it worth while.

For a food, silence is the best answer.

Don’t feel jealous of me cuz yo think I’m cool. Hate me because yo GF thinks I’m hot.

If I am not replying, message me in 5 minutes. If still not, then read my status again!

I’m who I’m.. Your approval has been rejected!

Raise your skills, not your voice!

I don’t hate you.. I hate what you do!

To glam to give a damn

I tried to be a nice person, but your activities didn’t allow me to be one..

Hey.. Please take ur advice back.. I’m not using it!

Someday you’ll call me and talk to my attendant.

Choose me as an option and I will make you a memory!

Lol, thanks for ignoring me.. Ppl often ignore things which they can’t afford!

Don’t think so much about you, no one else does :p

Maybe I’m changed, but that’s because of you!

Success is the sweetest revenge you can give to haters!

Thanks 4 breaking me.. Now I know what I am made up of B|

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Only you can change yourself, no one else can

One of the reasons why I love you is b’coz you make me smile for no reason.

You`ll never be perfect. But you`ll always be unique

hard times will always reveal the real friends..

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever

Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable!

“Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.”

“My attitude is based on how you treat me.”

“Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last. “

Raaste ki parwah karunga…to MANZIL bura maan jayegi…!!

Lost time is never found again.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall…

Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original

My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

Love is just love, it can never explained.

You are the reason why I smile, I love, I breath, I live

I enjoy when people shows attitude to me

You should never play with someones heart!!!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude…

If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

A BROKEN HEART is knowing that no matter what you do or say to yourself, you can’t fool your heart into believing that you will in fact “Be Alright.”

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

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Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

There is no finish line so love the journey.

LOVE is like HEAVEN… But it hurts like HELL….

Only you can give me that feeling.

Love has no limits.

My heart is perfect because… you are inside.

If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

Sometimes breakups aren’t meant for makeups, sometimes they are meant for wake-ups.

I wish I could go back to the day I met you…and walk the hell away.

When I count my blessings i count you twice.

Life is like riding bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Born to express not to impress.

I can’t stop missing you.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

I’m done begging for your love.

When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.

I hope you always find a reason to smile.

You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.

I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.

If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.

Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?

I was only a time-pass in your life..

What hurts more than losing you is knowing you’re not fighting to keep me.

You can’t stop loving short girls.

Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.

Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line.

My Hearts beats only for you.

It’s better to be lonely than to make silent sacrifices 4 those who r never going to notice your feelings.

Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.

Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you

I don’t understand why destiny allowed some people to meet… when there’s no way for them to be together… :'(

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I love you even when I hate you.

If one day you realize I havent talked to you in a while, its not that I dont care, its because you pushed me away and left me there.

She said she’d love me forever. Forever ended quick

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

We both said I LOVE YOU to each other but the difference was, I didn’t lie..

I know you’ll be better without me, but I’m having a hard time convincing myself I’ll be better without you.

Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.

One of the hardest decisions you will ever have to make, is whether to stay and try harder, or take your memories and walk away.

It’s only when you are broken do you know what you are made of…

I need you so much closer.

Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.

The most difficult part of letting someone go is we cannot change what we have become because of them…. ?

It is hard to fly when something is weighting you down.

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

The hardest moment are not those when tears flow from eyes. It’s when you have to hide the tears in your eyes with a smile on your lips.

When you love someone more then they deserve, you will always end up with more pain than you deserve ??

“Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

I think love is fearless.

I can’t go a day without thinking about you.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

I still love you, that’s a fact. But a million apologies can’t bring me back.

I’d cross the world for someone like you.

I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.

I want another day with you.

Be the type of person you want to meet.

Love can be demonstrated not defined.

But someday u will truly realize that the time passed wid me was the most beautiful time ever…

Everything is fair in Love and War.

Don’t worry. God is always on time.

“The more you show your feelings, the more people can find ways to hurt you”..!!

Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.

ome people will always stay in your heart, even if you’re gone from theirs

If I treated you the way you treat me, I promise you wouldn’t stick around the way I do.

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I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..

I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 🙂

Again Single, but with Experience.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

God was showing off when He created you.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.

Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Life is short talk fast

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. 🙂

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

Status under construction.

No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.

Don’t do homework save paper! 😛

I’m a good boy with bad habits 😛

Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…

flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. 🙂

Mans are many but money is money

She takes your hand, I die a little…

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I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

Whattsapp status is loading

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

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Common sense is not so common

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

Always trying to cool my self

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The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.

What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂

I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.

If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

Not always available, try your luck 😉

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

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LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pendrive safely.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me 😛

Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raj

An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.

I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re stillsmiling.

Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

I took IQ test …..results were negative

since 1910

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Hey there….. be there.

move on…

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL

LAUGH AT YOU.

How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.

If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it !

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy 🙂

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

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Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.

My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave.

So far, but I love you always

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are

Stop checking my status!!! Go Get A Life

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it..

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I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..

Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..

It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..

When words fail, tears speak..

No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.

Don’t do homework save paper! 😛

I’m a good boy with bad habits 😛

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

No matter how much i try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.

God is really creative, I mean …just look at me !

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time 🙂

Life must go on 🙂

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!

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Stay संस्कारी

Dp? Ae ladki .. Dil Dekh Dil..!

LOL se nahi tere hoton se LAAL hona cahata ho.

Din to kutto ke aate hey…Hamara to Zamana Ayega.

Zindagi Dhoop Hai, Aur Tu Mera Saaya.

Sabka Bura time aata hai.. Tera me laungaa.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.

I’m the dude with cool attitude

Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

तेरे इश्क मे, ये दिवाना पागल हो गया.

शिकायत जिन्दगी से नही उनसे हे जो जिन्दगी में नही है.!”

मेरी आँखों में देखो तुम्हें, Exam की टेन्शन नज़र आयेगी.

मेरी जिंदगी अधुरी है उसके बिना!!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

AVAILABLE….. But only for Time Pass….!!

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

To Be the Star. Dress like a Star

Smile Today and Cry Tomorrow, Read This Everyday.

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Wear the Style that people admire.

My Status: Sirf Naam he Kaafi Hai.

LoVe is blind. But Dont CloSe Ur Eyes

People only salutes success.

Sab lOg bAdLe pEr tUm NaHi badLE

Ittu si padhai nahi hui, aur exam aa gyi

Suchi Yaari Sab pe Bhaari

“वो मुझे भूल ही गया होगा, इतनी मुदत कोई खफा नहीं रहता.”

“मैं दो चींजो से डरता हुं एक तेरे रोने से और दुसरा तुझे खोने से…”

Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…

Life is journey. I am traveller.

People get love bites. I get mosquito bites..

Rule #1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

Selfie लेने वालों के हाथ कानुन से भी लम्बे होते हैं ।

Mere Status Copy karne Walo ka Muh Kaala.

My life my rules. _|_

I stay true to myself and Style

Status Samaj me aya to acha he, warna tu baccha he!

ab to saala tere reply ka wait karna bhi mitha sa lagta hai.

Padhlo mera status, akhir padega. India, tabhi toh badega India.

Impossible for other is EASY for me.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

” Smile. . . it confuses people”

Status Mein Tere Dum Ni Or Attitude Tera Kisi Kam Ka Ni.

I don’t know about style. I know about my style.

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..

dear crush… block karde mujhe. warna pyar ho jaega tujhe.

Duniya Paise Aur Power Se Chalti Hai, Aur Hum Stlyle Se.

Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..

I am Waiting for My GF Message!

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

“हर ज़र्रे में बस एक ही ख्वाब पलता है, काश इंतजार की भी कोई कब्र बना पाता.”

“मुझमे खामीया बहुत सी होगी मगर, एक खूबी भी है मे कीसी से रीश्ता मतलब के लीये नही रखता.”

“उदासी देख अपना ध्यान रखना कि मैं अब मुस्कुराने जा रहा हूँ…!”

क्या सुनाऊँ दौस्तो अपनी जिंदगी कि कहानी समंदर पर राज किया, फीर भी जिंदगी भर प्यासा रहा.”

I’m not perfect but I will do my best for you.

Show me the work not words.

When i see you, i forget my self.

In the race of humanity animal Won.

Phir se Meri Qismat likhde, iss bar tu ussay mera likhde.

Agar Use Kisine Rulaya To Toofan Uthega.

Now u will actually know the meaning of ignorance.

Not Replying me on time can be injurious to health.

Online! By Public Demand.

A Little Shadow Of Mine, Gonna Make Me Shine.

jab mera sikka chalega, tab baat karege .

Life kab CORNFLAKE se GOLDFLAKE pe aagyi, pata hi nhi chala.

If you can’t find what’s good in me, try to find what’s wrong in you.

Nobody can rule me except me

Abi Hi Signature Lelo Mere, Agar Autograph Mei Badal Gaya Toh Milna Mushkil Ho Jayega

I wish u Were Here… Or I Was There…

#Dil toh aashiq todte hai.. Hum toh # Record todte hai..!!

Best friends make a perfect life

Status na dekh Chore, DP dekh le Status dekhne ki Jarurat na paregi

Mai ganda ho sakta hu…!! Pr bura kabhi nhi..

Don’t Blame Me I Was Born Awesome ★

Available but on request.

Status Kya Dekhte Ho, Bhai Ka style Dekho..!!
Paise hai mere paas, Udhaane waali chaiye..

Some people act like they love me, I act like I believe them.

Me waqt ke sath apne shokh badalta hu, DOST nahi.

Life would have been soooo awesome if Sadness was “Made in China”

My first love was not a girl, it was self respect.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Log khte hai ki hum muskurate bahut hai,

par hum thak gye hai dard chupate chupate.

Kismat se jiyada dosto pe bharosa karte he, kismat kahi baar badli par dost nahi badle.

kaise bhulu wo gali, jaha mujhe meri zindagi mili.

you all are greatest, But i am little better than you.

जिंदगी जिने के लिए, एक तेरा होना भी जरूरी है.

Going to MacDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

Aadat Kharab Nahi he, Sirf Shouk Unche hai.

Ham Seedhe Hai, Sher Jaise

Can’t Stop Thinking About Your Smile

Follow Me.. But Don’t Copy Paste.

Aapka Saath he Hamara Status Hai.

My Best Feature! My Nature

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me ?

Stop Uploading Status and Download me in your Mind.

When someone doesn’t respect your presence, Feel Free to Walk Away.

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.

Engineer by profession lover by mood.

Iss Nawaab ka Status Samajne k liye, Aapke Khawaab Bade Hone Chahiye.

Hai Dam toh rakh apni EGO kam.

Akela aaya tha akela he jaauga, Aaj Haara hu ek na ek din jeet ke Dikhauga.

Trying to Achieve Status.

Boss mode Activated.

Handle with care coz i am rare.

Koi waha tak Maaf karta hai, Jaha tak woh Pyaar karta hai.

Life is an unsolved puzzle and i love it.

Woh Pagal hai, aur Mai uska Pagalpan.

My Silence is not Weakness,

But The beginning of my Revenge.

Jisper लोग haste हैं , wahi इतिहास rachte हैं …!!!

i Don’t want to fall in love,I want to fly in love

I’m your moon Can you be my star.

Smile at ur worst n show d world

Rehne de tu nahi samjhegi.

I Am R!CH…. BcoZ I Have MOM & DAD

तु है करीब तो डरना क्या । और ना हो तो जिना क्या ।

First love never died it’s hidden in corner of heart

Rishte dil se nibhao to safai na deni pade

whatever u do,give ur 100% in that work.

I’m not forever alone… I’m forever available ; )

Let’s play status game..

Age doesn’t matters, Experience does.

Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Don’t trust what you see, even Salt looks like Sugar !!!

Oye janu, Bahut ho gya ab hame Shadi Kar leni chahiye ..

Uss Yar Ka Kya Faida.. Jiska Har Koi Yaar Ho…

मेरा Confidence समाजने Ke liye tumhe Over Confident होना Padega.

AUR ME DIL CHURANE ME MASHOOR Hu

Single focused &. Very happy

Dhokha dena to aadat teri hai,hum to seedha muh pe bolte hai!!

जो भाव देगी वही अपनी ♡paro♡ बाकी सबको ☞goli☜ मारो….

Ye zindagi attitude aur ego k liye bahut choti hai

Agar hUm sUdhaR GyE tOh TuMhArA kYa HoGa…!

Wo Ladki He Kya Jo Ziddi Nah Ho!

I’M back widh my new rules

Sleep Less…Live More

Do Good Feel Good.

I am not selfish, i just want everything perfect

New personality under construction..

Exam Start Mind Stop

Har Mushkil Asaan Hoti Hai…. Jab Tak Zinda Maa Hoti Hai..

Love is just love, it can never explained..

Dont text me only wen u r bored..Bcos m nt a joKer to entertain U.

If you are watching my status , tou zinda ho tum

Don’t copy me.. All rights reserved

Mera status tujhe D se DIWANA nahi D se DARLING bana sakta hai

अछछी हो या बूरी, पर यादें याद अाती हे

Kyu dard hai itna tere ishq mein.

I still care, that ‘s the problem

ShaRaFaT gYi TeL LenE..

dp dekho aur contact karo.

Sab Moh maya h.. Trust God, Be yours…

padhai mai nahi karta tension baaki sab ko hoti rehti hai

Agar Humne Color Karna Chhod Diya Toh Duniya Black & White Ho Jaayegi.

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

“अगर खुद पर यकीन हो तो अंधेरे मे भी रास्ते मिल जाते है…”

“इतने बड़े बनो कि जब आप खड़े हों तो कोई बैठा न रहे.!”

“मजा आता है किस्मत से लड़ने में, किस्मत आगे बढ़ने नहीं देती और मुझे रुकना आता नहीं..!!”

“दुनिया की सारी”गंदी” आदतें रखते हैं लेकिन कभी किसी को धोखा देना नहीं सीखा..!!”

“हाथ में टच फ़ोन, बस स्टेटस के लिये अच्छा है सबके टच में रहो, जींदगी के लिये ज्यादा अच्छा है.”

“इश्क़ और तबियत का कोई भरोसा नहीं, मिजाज़ से दोनों ही दगाबाज़ है, जनाब।”

“ए खुदा रखना मेरे दुष्मनो को भी मेहफूज ..! वरना मेरी तेरे पास आने की दुवा कौन करेगा !”

“छोड़ो बिखरने देते हैं जिंदगी को आखिर समेटने की भी एक हद होती है…!!”

“जो दिलो में शिकवे और जुबान पर शिकायते कम रखते है, वो लोग हर रिश्ता निभाने का दम रखते हैं”

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…

Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

I am not Spider man Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

“गिनती ठीक से सीखा नही, मगर इतना मालूम हैं खुशियाँ बांटने से बढती हैं !”

“अच्छी किताबें और सच्चे दोस्त तुरंत समझ में नहीं आते..”

“मैं ‘पवार’ और ‘पैसे’ को नही स्वाभाव और सम्बन्ध ज्यादा जरुरी ‘मानता’ हू.”

“कितने अनमोल होते हैं ये अपनों के रिश्ते, कोई याद न भी करे तो भी इंतज़ार रहता है !!”

“स्टेच्यू स्टेच्यू खेलते खेलते इंसान कब पत्थर का बन गया पता ही नहीं चला”

“दुनिया में सब चीज मिल जाती है,…. केवल अपनी गलती नहीं मिलती”.

“अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!”

“ऐसा जीवन जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।”

“युं तो गलत नही होते अंदाज चहेरों के; लेकिन लोग… वैसे भी नहीं होते जैसे नजर आते है…!”

“ख़ुशी तकदीरो में होनी चाहिए, तस्वीरो में तो हर कोई खुश नज़र आता है…!”

“क्या सुनाऊँ दौस्तो अपनी जिंदगी कि कहानी समंदर पर राज किया, फीर भी जिंदगी भर प्यासा रहा..”

“अमीरों के लिए बेशक तमाशा है ये जलजला, गरीब के सर पे तो आसमान टुटा होगा.”

“ज़िन्दगी की राहों में ऐसा अक्सर होता है.. फैसला जो मुश्किल हो वो ही बेहतर होता है..”

“मत देख ऐ हसीना मुझको यु हँसते हँसते मेरे दोस्त बड़े नालायक है कह देंगे भाभी नमस्ते !!!”

“बहुत दिनों से कोई हिचकी नहीं आई भूलने वालों की भगवान रक्षा करे…!”

“गर्मी तो ईतनी है की आजकल टँकी का पानी भी सैमसंग के मोबाईल से ज्यादा गर्म हो जाता है…”

“मेरी Girlfriend भी _I phone 8 जैसी है अभी तक Launch नहीं हुई.”

WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees?

It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…

I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..

People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…

Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

“खुश रहे तू सदा यह दुआ है मेरी… तेरी प्रेमिका ही बन जाए भाभी तेरी.!”

“हथियार तो सिर्फ सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे ।”

“शादीशुदा लोग कुंवारे से ज्यादा जीते हैं, लेकिन जीते जी मरने की दुआ भी वो ही मांगते रहते हैं।”

“अपनी बीवी का जन्मदिन न भूलने का सबसे अच्छा तरीका है की आप सिर्फ एक बार उसे भूल जायें.”

“”बात” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ”बात” होती है..!”

“अगर मेरा मिस कॉल देखो तो कॉल कर लिया करो!”

“दर्द नसीब से मिलता है मेरी जान औक़ात कहाँ है तेरी मुझे तड़पाने की..?!

“हर एक बॉय की दिल की ख्वाइश होती है ? खुद कितने बड़े कमिने होंगे पर लड़की शरीफ ही चाहिए !!”

“अगर मंदिरों में ‪#‎free WiFi होता, तो में सबसे बड़ा धर्मिक होता !!”

ऐ खुदा हिचकियों में कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता अब कैसे पता करूँ कि कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है !!

शुक्र हे Whattsapp हिंदी में नहीं है वरना Last Seen “अंतिम दर्शन” कहलाता !!

तुम क्या जानो गम कया होता हे, …. तुम ने तो हमेशा थुक से ही फोटो चिपकाया हैं…

“मैँ हु तो गरीब…पर तुझसे सबसे मेहंगा वाला प्यार करता हूँ…”

सिर्फ एक दिन का एडमिन बनके देखो ,पता चलेगा कितनी मुसिबते झेलनी पड़ती है ..

“कुंडली मे “शनी”, मन मे “मनी” ओर, Admin se “दुश्मनी” तीनो हानिकारक हे.!!!”

“अभी अभी खबर मिली हे की एडमिन के सिर पे 11नारियल फाेडने से ही बारिश होगी।”

“मे तो खेर इन्सान हु सनम,हवा भी तुझ को छू कर देर तक नशे मे रेहती हैं…”

“एक सवाल मुझे बार-बार परेशान कर रहा है कि छोटी abcd बड़ी ABCD से कितने साल छोटी है?”

“गिटार सिखा था जिस को पटाने के लिए आज ऑफर आया है उसकी शादी में बजाने के लिए !!”

“Girlfriend बनाने के बाद पता चला की साला, 100 रुपए से उपर की भी chocolate आती है..”

Life must go on ?

Never too busy to be happy ?

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

A smile suits every kind of clothes

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

“मौत और मोहोब्बत तो बस नाम से बदनाम है ! असली दर्द तो ‘Slow Internet’ देता है !!”

“साला, इतनी गर्मी है मन तो कर रहा कि, रज़ाई ओढ़ के आत्महत्या कर

“आज कल Whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे।”

“मै अपने अंदर के रावण को तो मार सकता हूँ परअपने अंदर के इमरान हाशमी को कभी नही मरनेदूंगा.”

“काश पगली तेरे दिल के भी चुनाव होते कम से कम उमीद्दवार बनके तेरे सामने तो खडे होते.!”

“आज का ज्ञान!! लड़की और नौकरी तभी छोड़ें..जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!”

“तुम भी कीसी रुठी हुई महेबुबा से कम नही हो इन्टरनेट बडी मुस्कील से गुजारे है तुमारे बीना 5-6 दीन”

“मुझे इतना भी मत घुमा ए जिंदगी, मै शहर का शायF का टायर” नही “

“वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी फिर क्यों उसे “चाँद” और मुझे “आवारा” कहते हैं लोग ?”

“कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही होता..।”

“इँडिया मे लड़की girlfriend बाद मे बनती है सभी friends की भाभी पहले बन जाती है”

“में Aashiqi के उस Level पर हु, जहाँ से ishq Uninstall भी नहीं हो सकता है…”

“काश !! OLX पे उदासी और अकेलापन भी बेचा जा सकता.. !!”

“तूम लौट के आने की तकलीफ मत करना हम एक मोहब्ब्त दो बार नहीं करते.”

“वक्त के साथ सब बदल जाता है, पुराने जमाने में जिसे ठेंगा कहते थे, उसे आज लाईक कहते हैं!!”

“पत्थर तो बहुत मारे थे लोगों ने मुझे,लेकिन जो दिल पर आ के लगा वो किसी अपने ने मारा था..”

“यूँ तो एक ठिकाना मेरा भी हैं मगर तुम्हारे बिना मैं लापता सा महसूस करता हु…”

“प्यार तो आज भी है तूजसे है…..यू ही नही रोज रोज तेरा #DPदेख लीयॉ करते हे…”

Always trying to cool my self.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

Live ♀, Laugh, Love ♥

Keep calm and enjoy life.

People with status don’t need status…

never give people permission to disrespect you….

life is simple if we are simple….

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

“वो मिली भी तो खुदा के दरबार में यारो अब तुम ही बताओ हम मोहब्बत करते या इबादत…”

“आज कल अपना ‪#‎Last ‪#‎Seen तक छुपा लेते हे लोग, दिल क्या ख़ाक दिखायेंगे…”

“मेरा हाल देखकर मोहब्बत भी शर्मिंदा है कि ये शख्स सब कुछ हार गया, फिर भी ज़िंदा है !!”

“महफ़िल भले ही प्यार वालों की हो, उसमे रौनक तो दिल टुटा हुआ शराबी ही लाता हैं..!!!”

“मिसाल ए शीशा हैं हमें थाम के रखना, हम तेरे हाथ से छूटे तो बिखर जाऐँगे ….!”

“मोहब्बत के बारे मे बस इतना ही कहेगें बेमिसाल सजा है, बेगुनाहो के लिए.”

“अब कहा जरुरत है हाथों मे पत्थर उठाने की, तोडने वाले तो जुबान से ही दिल तोड देते हैं…”

“वफादार और तुम.? ख्याल अच्छा है, बेवफा और हम.? इल्जाम भी अच्छा है…!”

“मेरी वफाओ को ठुकरा देने वाले काश तुझे भी किसी बेवफा से प्यार हो जाये…”

“जिंदगी में कुछ न मांगा तेरे सीवा ओर जींदगी ने सबकुछ दीया तेरे सीवा…”

“निग़ाहों से भी चोट लगती है ज़नाब ज़ब कोई देखकर भी अनदेखा कर देता है।

“सोचते थे मिलेगा सुकून – ए – दिल उनसे मिलकर पर दर्द और बढ़ जाता है उन्हें देखने के बाद “

“कैसे करू भरोसा गैरों के प्यार पर अपने ही मजा लेते हैं अपनों की हार पर.”

“लोगों ने रोज़ कुछ नया मांगा खुदा से, एक हम ही थे, जो बस तेरे ख्यालों से आगे नहीं गये !!

“तुम्हें आता है मेरे प्यार पे “गुस्सा” हमे तुम्हारे गुस्से पे “प्यार” आता है”

“जुर्म में हम कमी करें भी तो क्यों? तुम सजा भी तो कम नहीं करते ….!”

“ढूंढते हो क्या इन आँखों में कहानी हमारी खुद में ग़ुम रहना तो आदत है पुरानी हमारी ।…”

“अब तुझे “Facebook” या “Whatsapp” पे नहीं…अपनी बाहों में “Block” करने का जी करता है..”

It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs ?

Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.

Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.

“FBI, Open the door!”… Uh… no … it’s cool when you break in.

Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.

Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side ?

“ऐसा नहीं कि दिल में तेरी तस्वीर नहीं थी, पर हाथो में तेरे नाम की लकीर नहीं थी.”

“लगा के आग दिल में चले हो कहाँ हमदम, अभी तो राख उड़ने पे तमाशा और भी होगा ,.,!!! “

“खुद को मेरे दिल में छोड गये हो, तुम्हें तो ठीक से बिछडना भी नहीं आता।”

“दिल खींच कर अपना तेरे पहलू में रख दिया , क्या इतना कम है मोहब्बत की इंतिहा के लिये,! “

शौक से तोड़ो दिल मेरा मै क्यू परवाह करू,,,तुम ही रहते हो इसमे अपना ही घर उजाड़ो.

“मोहब्बत और मौत की पसंद तो देखो, एक को दिल चाहिए और दूसरे को धड़कन…!!”

“आज हम हैं कल हमारी यादें होंगी, जब हम ना होंगे तब हमारी बातें होंगी, कभी पलटोगे जिंदगी के ये पन्ने, तब शायद आपकी आंखों
से भी बरसातें होंगी.

“लोग बेवजह ढूँढते हैँ खुदखुशी के तरीके हजार इश्क करके क्यों नहीँ देख लेते वो एक बार…!!”

“भूल कर भी अपने दिल की बात किसी से मत कहना यहाँ कागज भी जरा सी देर में अखबार बन जाता है।”

“कोहराम मचा रखा है सितंबर की गर्म हवाओं ने, और एक तेरे दिल का मौसम है जो बदलने का नाम ही नही लेता…!!”

“जरा सा भी नही पिघलता दिल तेरा, इतना क़ीमती पत्थर कहाँ से ख़रीदा है…!!”

“आईने के सामने खड़े होकर ‘खुद’ से…माफ़ी मांग ली मैंने, क्युंकि, सबसे ज्यादा ख़ुद का दिल दुःखाया है. ‘औरों’ को खुश करने
में”

“मुस्कुरा देता हूँ अक्सर देखकर पुराने Message तेरे, तू झूठ भी कितनी सच्चाई से लिखती थी ..!”

” एक उसूल पर गुजारी है जिंदगी मैंनें.. जिसको अपना माना उसे कभी परखा नही …

“आज भी अजीज है मुझे तेरी हर निशानी चाहे वो दिल का दर्द हो या आँखों का पानी”

“दूरियाँ जब बढ़ी तो गलतफहमियां भी बढ़ गयी, फिर तुमने वो भी सुना जो मैंने कहा ही नही..”

“दिल “चाहे ” Left मे हो, लेकिन उसकी Feelings हमेशा “Right” होती हैं…”

“बिछड़ने वाले तेरे लिए एक “मशवरा” है, कभी हमारा “ख्याल” आए, तो अपना ‘ख्याल’ रखना “

“कुछ पल के लिए हमें अपनी बाहों में सुला दो, अगर आँखें खुली तो उठा देना ना खुली तो दफना देना.”

“रात भर जलता रहा ये दिल उसकी याद में समझ नही आता दर्द प्यार करने से होता है या याद करने से ..”

“उमर बीत गई पर एक जरा सी बात समझ में नहीं आयी, हो जाए जिनसे मोहब्बत वो लोग कदर क्यों नहीं करते…”

“इतना भी हमसे नाराज़ मत हुआ करो, बदकिस्मत ज़रूर हैं हम मगर बेवफा नहीं।”

“आजाद कर देंगे तुम्हे अपनी चाहत की कैद से मगर वो शख्स तो लाओ जो हमसे ज्यादा कदर करे तुम्हारी”

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है.. मजनू चाहता है लैला को, लैला किसी और की दीवानी है !!!

“गुज़रे है आज इश्क के उस मुकाम से, नफरत सी हो गयी है मोहब्बत के नाम से ।”

“बिछड कर फिर मिलेंगे यकीन कितना था, ख्वाब हीं था लेकिन हसीन कितना था…!!”

“सुना था दर्द का अहसास तो चाहने वालों को होता है…!!जब दर्द ही चाहने वाले दें तो एहसास कौन करेगा…!!”

“तेरी मोह्हबत भी बादलों की तरह निकली, छाई मुझ पर और बरस किसी और पर गयी…”

“मेरी “”आँखों में आँसू नहीं “”बस कुछ “”नमी”” है? वजह तू नहीं “” तेरी ये “”कमी है?”

“जितना हँसा था उससे ज़्यादा उदास हूँ आँखों को इन्तज़ार ने सावन बना दिया…”

“आज तक बहुत भरोसे टूटे मगर भरोसे की आदत न छूटी !!”

छोड़ दो किसी से वफा की आस ऐ दोस्त जो रूला सकता हैं वो भुला भी सकता हैं !!

फ़िक्र तो तेरी आज भी करते है बस जिक्र करने का हक नही रहा !!

कई बार ये सोच के दिल मेरा रो देता है कि तुझे पाने की चाहत में मैंने खुद को भी खो दिया !!

ऐ जीन्दगी जा ढुंड॒ कोई खो गया है मुझ से.अगर वो ना मिला तो सुन तेरी भी जरुरत नही मुझे.

“मत पूछो यारो ये इश्क केसा होता है; बस जो रुलाता है ना उसे ही गले लगाकर रोने को जी चाहता है.”

“जिंदगी में बस वो एक बार मेरी हो जाती, तो मैं सारी दुनिया की किताबों से बेवफाई का लफ्ज मिटा देत!”

“न किया कर अपने दर्द-ए-दिल को शायरी में बयान, लोग और तूट जाते है हर लफ्ज को अपनी दास्तान समज कर…

उसे मेरे जनाजे की दावत मत देना ये मेरे मोहब्बत की तोहीन हो गी ऐ दोस्तो क्या वह पैदल सफर करे… ओर हम चार कंधो पर सफर करे.

“छे कोई सारो वकील नज़र मां, नोटिस आपवी छे! जे लोकोने दिल मां जग्या आपी हती तेओ हवे गेरकायदेसर दबाण करे छे”

शतरंज की चालो का खोफ उन्हें होता है जो सियासत करते है, हम तो मोहब्बत के खिलाड़ी है न हार की फिक्र न जीत का जिक्र..

“जरूरी नही कि हर चाहत का मतलब इश्क़ हीहो ऐ कमल, कभी कभी कुछ अनजान रिश्तों के लिए भी दिल ♡ बेचैन हो जाता है.”

“मैंने भी दिल के दरवाजे पर चिपका दी है एक चेतावनी, फ़ना होने का दम रखना तभी भीतर कदम रखना।”

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. I am eating a sandwhich…. You want those leftovers too?

you’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you don’t really care..

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.

You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.

on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas ?

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA….

“दो हिस्सों में बंट गए हैं, मेरे दिल के तमाम अरमान। कुछ तुझे पाने निकले, तो कुछ मुझे समझाने निकले.!”

मुहब्बत में झुकना कोई अजीब बात नहीं चमकता सूरज भी तो ढल जाता है चाँद के लिए…

“मयखाने से पूछा आज इतना सन्नाटा क्यों है, बोला, साहब लहू का दौर है शराब कौन पीता है”

बहुत खूबसूरत निशानी एक रखी है मेरे पास तुम्हारी,,, मेरी किताब मैं बनाया दिल मेरा , और उसपर चलाया हुआ तीर तुम्हारा..

“ग़म का हीरा दिल में रखो किसको दिखाते फिरते हो ये चोरों की दुनिया है … !”

इश्क का समंदर भी क्या समंदर है… जो डूब गया वो #आशिक… जो बच गया वो #दीवाना… जो तैरता ही रह गया वह #पति !!!

“ऐसा नहीं कि दिल में तेरी तस्वीर नहीं थी, पर हाथो में तेरे नाम की लकीर नहीं थी.”

“महफिल लगी थी बद दुआओं की, हमने भी दिल से कहा, उसे इश्क़ हो, उसे इश्क़ हो, उसे इश्क़ हो…”

सोचता हूँ कभी तेरे दिल में उतर के देख लूं, कौन है तेरे दिल में जो मुझे बसने नहीं देता..

हमने दिल वापस मांगा तो वो सर झुका कर बोला , वो तो टूट गया खेलते-खेलते’;

“इतनी दिलक़श आँखें होने का, ये मतलब तो नही कि, जिसे देखो उसे बरबाद कर दो।।”

“खुद को मेरे दिल में छोड गये हो, तुम्हें तो ठीक से बिछडना भी नहीं आता।”

“तुझको लेकर मेरा ख्याल नहीं बदलेगा, साल बदलेगा, मगर दिल का हाल नहीं बदलेगा.”

छोङो ना , क्या रखा है सुनने और सुनाने मेँ किसी ने कसर नहीँ छोङी दिल दुखाने में….

शौक से तोड़ो दिल मेरा मै क्यू परवाह करू,,,तुम ही रहते हो इसमे अपना ही घर उजाड़ो

Love is like a Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.

Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.

When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….

True love is when he does little things for you before you ask

Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Love is like water in River. It keeps flowing ,though there are huge rocks which hinder its way.

You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay

If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.

I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOp.

I fell in love with you, not because of your looks but for who you are.

Love is when you look into someones eye and see everything you ever need.

True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.

When i text you, that means i miss you, but when i don’t text you, that means i am waiting for you to miss me.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.

We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!

Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true

You are the sunshine that starts my day.

I Just fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know why, I just did!

Did YOU know i really love the second word of this question?

Love was just a word before i met you.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to handle.

Love cures us – both the ones who spread it and the ones who receive it.

Love is the honey and our life is a flower.

People want to ride with you on a lambo, but you want someone who will ride you with on a auto when lambo breaks down.

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.

I love you every step of the way.

Thank you, my love, for always making me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.

I go to bed at night knowing I am with the best person in the world.

I am 100% madly, obsessively, ridiculously, overwhelmingly in love with you.

I will be forever smitten by you.

You are the reason my world turns.

Your arms are my home and you are my paradise.

Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind..

In love Never say “Sorry”!

When I think about you…I don’t feel so alone….

If you were thinking about someone ,while Studying you’re definitely in Love…

Love is that ,which can never explained

Love is That Which can not see the Religious ,Caste ,Rich ,Poor .in life..

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day in life. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away…??

My love for you is a journey_ that starts at forever and ends at never in Life…..

I lost my Heart Can Any body See…??

Love is that which can makes you smile when you’re tired..!!

If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy….even if you are not with him..

All the fights, arguments, shared secrets…make memories forever.

And if you ever feel lonely, look at the moon, somewhere, some one else is looking at it too.

I’ve been smiling a lot more since I met you.

If a girl says she likes you, it took her every ounce of courage that she has. Don’t take her for granted.

Short girls and tall boys make the cutest couple.

I was dead, then alive. Weeping, then laughing. The power of love came into me, and I became fierce like a lion, tender like
an evening star.

When I is replaced by WE, even ILLNESS becomes WELLNESS.

When it hurts to look back and you’re afraid to look forward…just look beside you I will always be there.

You’re the color of my Blood.

Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.

Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

Silence is a source of great strength.

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

The soul that is within me no man can degrade.

A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.

Perhaps I am stronger than I think.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Every burden is a blessing.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Education is the movement from darkness to light.

Courage is grace under pressure.

I’m thankful for every moment.

One loyal girlfriend is worth more than one hundred girls.

Your girlfriend should be your best friend, so don’t treat her like a friend with benefits.

Girls want a GUY that can openly say ”Yes that’s my girlfriend and yes I do love her.”

My girlfriend says I treat her like a child. So I gave her a sticker for sticking up for herself.

The difference between girl friend and boy friend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

Have a boyfriend? Want to impress him? Check my last status ?

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up everyday to impress you.

I don’t know why, but the people I want to impress, are the ones I don’t even like.

You are not ready for your next if you are still trying to impress your ex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind till the day I met you.

“Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason.”

You can take me as i am or you can watch me as i go!

I am what i am.. i will never try to be some one else to impress you.

Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

How can u believe on the word ‘believe’, when there is a lie in center.

Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

You’re no longer a part of my life, but I wish you the best with yours.

If you can’t forget your EX,You will never trust your NEXT.

As a lover, I’m about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

In a black and white World, True colors show.

There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.

Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive, and widely effective mode of saying things.

Dr. King is so inspiring, so impressive, so moving as a human being.

The pace of technological change in recent years has been both impressive and positive for consumers.

I think I’d make a pretty good girlfriend.

I tried to be more of a typical session guitarist. I wasn’t so concerned with impressing anybody.

It’s far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

And I think it’s safe to say that the single very impressive figure to me.

Feeling unappreciated, trying to be the best girlfriend but I feel like you don’t care.

Give up and stop liking someone you can’t have. He has a girlfriend.

You are the crown of my life. You get the key to my heart. You are my most precious treasure.

You are a fairy tale come true. You are a dream come true. You are a pure blessing, it’s true.

When I tell you I love you, I am not saying it out of habit, I am reminding you that you are my life.

You are my paradise and I would happily get stranded on you for a lifetime.

Thank you for always being my rainbow after the storm.

Wrap me in your strong arms. Kiss me with you kissable lips. Love me with your big heart.

You’ll never lose me. I am so attached with you.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Where words fail, music speaks.

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.

Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

Loving you is like breathing – so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life.

Perfect love casts out all fear.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

This is an impressive crowd: the Have’s and Have-more’s. Some people call you the elites.

It’s very nice and my art is telling my girlfriend to I love you?

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

Being the best girlfriend to someone who just couldn’t see that you were good.

You have the key to my heart, it is eternally yours and I am yours forever.

I am so totally, completely, overwhelmingly, eye-poppingly, life-changingly, spectacularly, passionately, deliciously in love
with you.

God is keeping me alive but you are keeping me in love.

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend… You should worry if she doesn’t care.

My words may not impress you but my actions will.

A Real Boyfriend would try finding new ways to impress his girl even after he has her.

We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.

You don’t have to change who you are to impress me, I love you just the way you are.

Sometimes I wish there was a ‘Build-a-Girlfriend’.

Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense.

Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.

That awkward moment when you start liking your best friends girlfriend.

My girlfriend is like a fart. I always pretend she’s not mine when out in public.

Read my last post to see if your girlfriend or boyfriend is the one for you! Thank me later!

There’s always the one gorgeous boy who doesn’t have a girlfriend & you can’t understand why.