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Engineering status in English
Engineering Is like a…. Typical Indian public toilet…! People outside r desperate to go in & people inside r dying to finish n come out……!!
A beauty of Engineers: A first bench student knows the answer to the entire problem but only the last bench student has the power to face every problem..!
Science is all about knowing; Engineering is about doing.
Architecture begins where engineering ends.
A software is a great combination of artistry and engineering
Maine Engineering li, engineering ne meri li.
Using you brain while copying , reduces the speed of copying – Engineering fact.
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When there is no words to justify viva coordinators…confuse them in their questions.
Parents prefer their child to use what is this and that question, while engineers prefers why need to learn this or that.
Engineers never read books 1 month before exams, they start reading books 1 day before exams.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Engineering is not only study of 45 subjects but it is moral studies of intellectual life.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
There’s nothing I believe in more strongly than getting young people interested in science and engineering, for a better tomorrow, for all humankind.
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One has to watch out for engineers – they begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.
Engineering or technology is the making of things that did not previously exist, whereas science is the discovering of things that have long existed.
An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.
Engineering fact: nights are more productive than days.
A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he will fix it.
Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park. But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park