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Beautiful Woman Helping A Man Who Overturned His Golf Cart.
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?”
“I’m okay thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.
” I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. “That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now.”, she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. I was weak.
“Well okay,” I finally agreed, “But I’m sure my wife won’t like it.”
After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way,where is she?”
I replied, “Still under the cart, I guess”.
One more positive Jhatka from PM for all private company employees….
1) All private company employees will work only 8hrs.
2) If manager ask to wait more than 8hrs, employee can sue the manager in the court.
3) Employee can take weekly 1day leave apart from sat n sun.
4) Company has to give mandatory 30% rise in annual salary.
5) If employee wants to leave job, Company has to pay his full n final settlement on the last day of his service.
6) None of the employee can be terminated, as they were hired after long rounds of interview.
7) Special privileged leave on birthday, anniversary and celebration at home apart from annual leaves.
8) Minimum 1 hour of rest during working hours.
9) Free membership for extra curricular activities.
Effective from today midnight..
Don’t know from where such rumors come.. But felt good after reading so forwaded?
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Guy And Women Who Had Married 6 Times
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There was this guy who had married 6 times, but each of his wives had died soon after the marriages.
He wanted to marry a seventh time…..
But there was no women willing, because of his reputation.
Finally one woman came forward…..
She too had married 6 times and each of her husbands had died soon after the marriages.
People were curious to know what would happen when these two got married to each other.
The wedding took place and the very next day…….
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To know the remaining story, give me change for Rs.2000/-
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Two Well Dressed Ladies At Brisbane Airport Terminal
Two well dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an
endless wait in Brisbane Airport Terminal.
The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy business
Man.
The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mount Isa, Queensland.
After a little while the Victorian woman started by saying, “When my first
child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.”
The lady from Mount Isa commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”
The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful gold Mercedes-Benz.”
Again, the lady from Mount Isa commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”
The first woman went on, …………
“Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.”
Yet again, the Mount Isa lady commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”
The first woman then asked , “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Mount Isa lady.
“Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh, my Lord! What could they teach you??”
The Mount Isa lady responded, “Well as an example… …
Instead of saying, “Who gives a fu*k?”, I learned to say, “Well, isn’t that precious?”
A Couple Celebrates Their 50th Wedding Anniversary
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental
because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies,
“No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said
he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you.
Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”
Hunter Went On Safari With Wife And Mother-In-Law
A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One evening, his wife awoke to find her mother gone.
She woke up her husband and the two of them prepared to go outside
and search for her mother.
The hunter picked up his gun, and they were ready to go.
Not far from the camp, they came upon a frightening sight:
The mother-in-law was pinned against thick, impassable bush, while a huge lion growling menacingly just inches from her face.
The wife yelled in fear, “What are we going to do?”
“Don’t worry about it dear,” said the husband.
“The lion can take care of himself”
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bola shahjahan ka pota..Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!
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kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” ?
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Naya phone kab kharida?Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…
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Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!
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Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain…Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!“First come first serve only!” ?
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.Hota kuchh nahin,
Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai!
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When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS.She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends
and..
Then Replies the BoyI Don’t Like That Kind of SMS!!
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lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!
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achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!
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- 2.0.0.1 Beautiful Woman Helping A Man Who Overturned His Golf Cart.
- 2.0.0.2 One more positive Jhatka from PM for all private company employees….
- 2.0.0.3 Two Well Dressed Ladies At Brisbane Airport Terminal
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