Engineering Jokes For Whatsapp

Engineering Jokes For Whatsapp, Engineering students, sweating it out at the daily grind of becoming an Engineer. Take a break and have a laugh at this updated list of engineering jokes. Engineers have a very particular sense of humor, one that most people just don’t understand. We joke about things like programming languages and nothing could be funnier. If you need some more material or just need to brighten up your day, here are 100 of the best engineering jokes

Engineering Jokes

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz…
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

Engineering Jokes

7 things ENGINEERING Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Whatsapp.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others “Kuch Padha Kya”..

Bhikhari to Engineer : Engineer Jokes

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le …

Engineer Day Joke

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot – Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher – “Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!”

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional

When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in.”
She: Have you brought the grocery?
He: Bad command or filename.
She: But I told you in the morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new TV?

Engineering is like Public Toilet

Engineering Is like a….
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out……!!

Usi ko dekh ke fail hua

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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Dekh – dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- Dekh – dekh kya dekh??
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Usi ko dekh – dekh ke to fail hua hu..

Engineer to Rikshaw wala

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
ho kya??????
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hoon
sahab….
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Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir
Taash khelte hain…. 😀

Engineer bother only about errors

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

ENGINEER BORN TO DIE

A heart touching poem by an engineering student…….

If i die in a exam zone,
Box me up & send my home,

Put my papers on my chest,
And tell my mother i did my best

Tell my dad not to bow,
He will not get tension from me now,

Tell my brother to study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently,

Tell my sister don’t be upset,
Her brother will not rise after this sunset,

Don’t tell my friends they are hearties,
And start to for parties,

And tell my love not to cry,
“BECAUSE … I’M ENGINEER BORN TO DIE”

2 happiest days in engineering life

The 2 happiest days in engineering life..

first day:
Thank god i got it..

And

last day:
Thank god i got out of it 😉

Engineering Jokes

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai…
Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai
aur dimag to itna hai ke
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai!

Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai..

‘Mood’
Salaa banta hi nahi.

 

Engineering Jokes

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

Engineering Jokes

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

Engineering Jokes

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

Engineering Jokes

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

Engineering Jokes

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

Engineering Jokes

7 dayz bfor exm…

Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..

Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh…

Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha….yha jana tha…vha jana tha… kal padhenge…

Day4-aaj pdhunga…raat puri raat…10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka 😮

Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna
sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha…

Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha…
ye karta hu…nhi ye karta hun…
ye vo…ye vo…’ghanta padhu ab’

Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya?
kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ?
abe lagi padi hai…!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke…kar lo bhai
bol raha hu…!!

‘ON EXAMINATION’

‘kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject…!!

Engineering Jokes

Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya…

Engineering Jokes

Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte
Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte
Ae University waloPass krna h to kro
Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte

Engineering Jokes

Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho…!?

Engineering Jokes

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

Engineering Jokes

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Engineering Jokes

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Engineering Jokes

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. 🙂

Top 10 Jokes Only Engineers Will Understand

1. Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

3. A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”
The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
He said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The green-keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”

4. What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

5. The graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with an arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”

6. Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.”
Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.”
The last one said, “No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”

7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting coefficient of friction. Interrupting coefficient of fri…. mmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (μ)

8. Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”

9. An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

10. A wife asks her husband, a software engineer…
“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had eggs.”