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शाम है बुझी बुझी वक्त है खफा खफा, कुछ हंसीं यादें हैं कुछ भरी सी आँखें हैं,कह रही है मेरी ये तरसती नजर,अब तो आ जाइये अब न तड़पाइये।हम ठहर भी जायेंगे राह-ए-जिंदगी में तुम जो पास आने का शारा करो, मुँह को फेरे हुए मेरे तकदीर सी,यूँ न चले जाइये अब तो आ जाइये।

दिल टूटने से थोड़ी सी तकलीफ़ तो हुई, लेकिन तमाम उम्र को आराम हो गया।

खोकर हमें फिर पा न सकोगे, जहाँ हम होंगे वह आ न सकोगे, हरपल हमें महसूस तो करोगे लेकिन पर हम होंगे वहां जहाँ से हमें फिर बुला न सकोगे।

किरदार की अज़मत को गिरने न दिया हमने, धोखे तो बहुत खाए लेकिन धोखा न दिया हमने।

जिद में आकर उनसे ताल्लुक तोड़ लिया हमने, अब सुकून उनको नहीं और बेकरार हम भी हैं।

तेरे गिरने में तेरी हार नहीं… तू आदमी है अवतार नहीं… गिर, उठ, चल, फिर भाग… क्योंकि… जीत संक्षिप्त है इसका कोई सार नहीं।

खामोश फ़िज़ा थी कोई साया न था,इस शहर में मुझसा कोई आया न था, किसी ज़ुल्म ने छीन ली हम से हमारी हब्बत,

हमने तो किसी का दिल दुखाया न था।

इजाजत हो अगर तो पूछ लूँ मैं तेरी ज़ुल्फ़ों से, सुना है ज़िंदगी एक खूबसूरत जाल है साकी।

अगर मैं लिखूं तो पूरी किताब लिख दूँ, तेरे दिए हर दर्द का हिसाब लिख दूँ, डरती हूँ कहीं तू बदनाम ना हो जाए, वरना तेरे हर दर्द की कहानी मेरा हर ख्वाब लिख दूँ।

तू हमसफ़र तू हमडगर तू हमराज नजर आता है,मेरी अधूरी सी जिंदगी का ख्वाब नजर आता है, कैसी उदास है दगी… बिन तेरे… हर लम्हा, मेरे हर लम्हे में तेरी मौजूदगी का अहसास नजर आता है।

लड़खड़ाये कदम तो गिरे उनकी बाँहों मे, आज हमारा पीना ही हमारे काम आ गया।

प्यार का रिश्ता इतना गहरा नहीं होता, दोस्ती के रिश्ते से बड़ा कोई रिश्ता नहीं होता, कहा था इस दोस्ती को प्यार में न बदलो, क्यूंकि प्यार में धोखे के सिवा कुछ नहीं होता।

हमें तुमसे मोहब्बत है हमारा इम्तिहान ले लो, अगर चाहो तो दिल ले लो अगर चाहो तो जान ले लो।

कहीं पर शाम ढलती है कहीं पर रात होती है, अकेले गुमसुम रहते हैं न किसी से बात होती है, तुमसे मिलने की आरज़ू दिल बहलने नहीं देती, तन्हाई में आँखों से रुक-रुक के बरसात होती है।

मौत से कैसा डर… मिनटों का खेल है, आफत तो जिंदगी है बरसों चला करती है।

जिंदगी का सबसे खूबसूरत पौधा विश्वास होता है, जो जमीन में नहीं… दिल में उगता है…।

काश उनको पता होता मेरे दर्दे दिल की चुभन, तो वो हमको बार-बार न सताया करते, जिस बात से हम उनसे रोज फा होते हैं तो वो बात हमसे न बताया करते, ये बात भी ऐसी है जोकि कोई बात नहीं, किसी गैर का नाम लेकर हमको न तड़पाया करतेl

ना तलवार की धार से ना गोलियों की बौछार से, बंदा डरता है तो सिर्फ अपने बाप की मार से।

बीत गई तारों वाली सुनहरी रात, याद आई फिर वही प्यारी सी बात, जिन्दगी से हरपल हो आपकी मुलाकात, इसलिए मुस्कराके करना दिन की शुरूआत। सुप्रभात… शुभदिन…

अभी अभी वो मिला था हज़ार बातें कीं, अभी अभी वो गया है मगर ज़माना हुआ।

टूटे हुए सपने को सजाना आता है, रूठे हुए दिल को मनाना आता है, उसे कह दो हमारे जख्म की फ़िक्र न करे, हमें दर्द में भी मुस्कुराना आता है।

जो एक ज़रा सी बात पर रूठ गए हमसे, वो हमारे दर्द की दास्तान क्या सुनते।

तेरे आने की खबर मुझे ये हवाएं देती हैं, तेरे मिलने को मेरी हर साँस तरसती है, तू कब आके मिलेगी अपने इस दीवाने , तुझसे मिलने को मेरी आवाज तरसती है।

वो बेवफा हर बात पे देता है परिंदों की मिसाल, साफ साफ नहीं कहता मेरा शहर छोड़ दो।

समर में घाव खाता है उसी का मान होता है, छिपा उस वेदना में अमर बलिदान होता है, सृजन में चोट खाता है छेनी और हथौड़ी का, वही पाषाण मंदिर में कहीं भगवान होता है।

आँखो से आँखे मिलाकर तो देखो, एक बार हमारे पास आकर तो देखो, मिलना चाहेंगे सब लोग तुमसे, एक बार मेरे दोस्त साबुन से नहाकर तो देखो।

​​​​दोस्त बनकर भी वो नहीं साथ निभानेवाला, वही अंदाज़ है उस ज़ालिम का ज़माने वाला।

मेरी दोस्ती का हिसाब जो लगाओगे तो मेरी दोस्ती को बेहिसाब पाओगे, पानी के बुलबुलों की तरह है हमारी दोस्ती, अगर जरा सी ठेस पहुँची तो ढूंढ़ते रह जाओगे।

जब किसी का दर्द हद से गुजर जाता है तो समंदर का पानी आँखों में उतर आता है, कोई बना लेता है रेत से आशियाना तो, किसी का लहरों में सबकुछ बिखर जाता है।

तमन्नाओं के ये दिए जलते रहेंगे, मेरी आँखों से आँसू निकलते रहेंगे, आप शमां बनके दिल में रौशनी तो करो, हम तो मोम बनकर पिघलते रहेंगे।

रोज करते हैं कत्ल… हम अपने ख्वाबों का, हकीकत में जीना इतना आसान नहीं होता।

ऐसी अपनी वाईफ हो, जींस जिसकी टाईट हो, चेहरा जिसका व्हाईट हो, बालों में स्टाईल हो, होंठों पर स्माइल हो, इंडिया कि पैदाईश हो, सास की सेवा जिसकी ख्वाहिश हो, ऐसी अपनी वाईफ हो, तो क्या हसीन लाईफ हो।

कितना चालाक है वो यार-ए-सितमगर देखो उस ने तोहफ़े में घड़ी दी है मगर वक़्त नहीं।

खुदा से एक फरियाद वाकी है, प्यार जिन्दा है क्यूंकि एक याद वाकी है, मौत आये तो कह देंगे लौट जाए, क्यूंकि…

अभी किसी ख़ास से मुलाकात वाकी है।

प्यार का बदला कभी चुका न सकेंगे, चाह कर भी आपको भुला न सकेंगे, तुम ही हो मेरे लबों की हँसी… तुमसे बिछड़े तो फिर मुस्कुरा न सकेंगे।

हम तुम्हारी याद में रो-रो के टब भर दिए,तुम इतने बेवफा निकले कि नहाकर चल दिए।

जिंदगी एक कविता है गुनगुनाते रहिये… मुश्किल है लाख फिर भी मुस्कराते रहिये।

Isse pehle ki purane saal ka suraj ast hojaye,Aur purana calendar nasht ho jaaye,Isse pehle ki kissi aur ki duaon me aap shamil ho jayein,Hum dua karte hain ki aane wala saal aapke liye zabardast rahe.Naye saal ki bahut bahut shubhkaamnayen!

उसी दिन से व्हाट्सएप्प से नफरत हो गयी ग़ालिब,जब बाल कटवाने के लिए एडमिन ने चंदा माँग लिया।

दिल में कोई गम नहीं बातों में कोई दम नहीं,ये ग्रुप है नवाबो का यहाँ कोई किसीसे कम नहीं।

किस किस का नाम लें अपनी बरबादी में,बहुत लोग आये थे दुआएं देने शादी में।

बीवी भी हक जताती है, माँ भी हक जताती है,शादी के बाद आदमी कश्मीर हो जाता है ।

नोटबंदी का एक ये भी असर नजर आया,वो बेवफा फिर से मेरे दर पे नजर आया।

कुछ ऐसे हादसे भी होते है जिंदगी में दोस्त, हजार का नोट रखने वाले सौ रुपये मांगते हैं।

वो मिला तो कहता था कि पायलट बनूँगा फ़राज़,हालत ऐसी है की मक्खी भी उड़ाई नहीं जाती।

मेरा दोस्त मुझसे यह कह कर दूर चला गया फ़राज़,कि दोस्ती दूर की अच्छी रोटी तंदूर की अच्छी।

हर आहात पर जान निकल जाती है फ़राज़,ये पब्लिक टॉयलेट में कुण्डी क्यूँ नहीं होती।

वो मुझसे कहती रही मान जाओ फ़राज़,लेकिन मैं क्या करता मैं तो हूँ अयाज़।

मैं खुद भी उसे भुलाना चाहता हूँ फ़राज़,पर मम्मी रोज सुबह पाँच बादाम खिला देती हैं।

कभी कभी लेट कर मैं सोचता हूँ फ़राज़,अगर बैठ कर सोचूंगा तो क्या उखाड़ लूँगा।

वो मुझसे मेरे प्यार का हिसाब चाहती है फ़राज़,जो खुद मैट्रिक में नक़ल मार के पास हुयी थी।

जरा से देर के लिए चारपाई पे लेते थे फ़राज़,मगर किसी उल्लू के पट्ठे ने जनाजा पढ़ दिया।

आज वो मुझे देखकर बहुत हँस रही थी फ़राज़,उसके जाने के बाद पता चला कि मेरी ज़िप खुली थी।

हमारी जिंदगी तो अंधेरों में गुजरती है फ़राज़,वो और लोग हैं जो इन्वर्टर लगा लेते हैं।

Attitude WhatsApp Status in Hindi

ये हसरत है दिल की अब तेरे सिवा किसी और से ये इश्क़ ना हो , मेरी साँसे बसती है तुझमें , थमने से पहले तू मुझसे जुदा ना हो ❤ ?
मुमकिन नहीं अब तुझे भूल पाना तेरे इश्क की चाहत अब मेरी मौत के साथ ही ख़त्म होगी ? ?
जिन्दगी मे सबको कभी न कभी प्यार जरूर होता है … ना जाने तुम्हे कब होगा मुझसे ….??
मैं वो चाँद हूँ , जिसका तेरे बिना ना कोई आसमान
मुलाकातों की हमें ज़रुरत नहीं , बस तुम हमारे दिल में रहो इतना ही बहुत है
वो पूछ रहे है बार बार कि हमें हुआ क्या है … ?…. अब कैसे बताए उन्हे कि उन्हीं से प्यार हुआ है ?
देखते है हम दोनों कैसे जुदा हो पाएंगे , तुम मुक्क़द्दर का लिखा मानते हो , हम दुआ आजमाएँगे ??
जिस दिन तेरी मेरी बात नहीं होती , दिन ⛅नहीं गुजरता रात ?नहीं होती ????
दुनिया में भीड़ बहुत भारी है, मेरा हाथ थाम लो… कहीं खो ना जाऊँ मैं…….. ये ज़िम्मेदारी तुम्हारी है ❤?
ढलती शाम ?और भागती जिन्दगी के बीच …. ये तुमसे बेवजह की बातें सुनो यही इश्क है ❤?
मैं और मेरा मासूम दिल तुझे online देख कर ही खुश हो जाते हैं ???
थोड़ी शरारत थी थोड़ी नादानी थी , बचपन में मेरी भी एक sweet प्रेम कहानी थी ??
तेरा ख्याल भी क्या गज़ब है , ज़रा कम आये तो आफत , ज़रा सी ज़्यादा आए तो कयामत ??
तेरी सिर्फ एक झलक ने खरीद लिया हमें , बहुत गुमान था हमें कि हम बिकने वालों में से नहीं है ??
कैसे करें हम खुद को तेरे प्यार के काबिल जब हम आदतें बदलते है तुम शरारतें बदल देती हो ????
इश्क में हर बात अजीब होती है किसी को आशिकी तो किसी को शायरी नसीब होती है ?
कुछ पल का साथ देकर तुमने पल पल के लिए मुझे अपना मोहताज़ बना दिया ।। ?
तुम्हें चलना ही कितना है सनम, बस मेरी धड़कनों से गुजर कर इस दिल में ही उतरना है ?
Happiness means you.
To me, your perfect.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are Everything.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love
Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
I am lover, Not a fighter. But I can fight for what I love.
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
Where there is love, there is life.
My heart is, and always will be, yours.
Love has no age, no limit and no death.
I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.
Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That”s the one.
ये जो तुम लफ़्हज़ों से बार बार चोट देते हो ना …. दर्द वहीं होता है जहाँ तुम रहते हो ??
तुम ऐतबार की बात करते हो , हमने तो तुम्हारे इंतज़ार से भी प्यार किया है ? ?
मुझे पता है कि तुम मेरी नहीं हो सकती पर इस बात का एहसास बार बार मत दिलाया करो ???
जो कभी डरा ही नहीं मुझे खोने से… वो क्या अफसोस करता होगा.. मेरे ना होने से ??
टूटा हुआ दिल करता है मजबूर अपना फ़साना लिखने को , वरना किसे ख़ुशी मिलती है अपना दर्द लिख कर ??
कभी सोचा करता था कैसे रह पाऊँगा तेरे बिना ….. देख तूने ये भी सिखा दिया मुझे ? ? ?
मोहब्बत रूठ जाए तो ज़िन्दगी कहाँ आबाद रहती है ? ?
नहीं लगाऊँगा अब कोई पहरा दिल पर , है झूठी ये दुनिया और लोग है लुटेरे ? ?
गलतफहमियाँ इंसान को तोड़ कर रख देती है…. अगर हम किससे प्यार नहीं करते तो उसे गलतफहमी में भी नही रखना चाहिए ? ?
हम भी अक्सर फूलों की तरह तनहा रह जाते है , कभी खुद टूट जाते हैं , कभी लोग तोड़ जाते है ? ?
मोहब्बत तो मेरी भी सच्ची थी ,प्यार के बंधन में लाख बांधना चाहा, लेकिन किस्मत की डोर ही कच्ची थी ??
प्यार हमेशा से ही खूबसूरत रहा है , दाग तो उसमें ख्वाइशें लगाती हैं ???
प्यार की भाषा उस शख्स को कैसे समझाऊँ ….नफरत की आग लगी है उसके सीने में, इन आँसूओ से कैसे बुझाऊँ ? ?
एक बार कह कर तो देखा होता कि तुम किसी और के भी हो , भगवान् की कसम तेरी परछाई से भी दूर रहते ??
तुम्हें इतना क्यों चाहा… इस बारे में सोच कर कभी -कभी खुद से नफरत हो जाती है ??
जनाजा उठा है आज कसमों का मेरी, एक कन्धा तो तेरे वादों का भी बनता है…???
फ़रियाद कर रही है तरसती हुई निगाहें , देखे हुए किसी को ज़माना गुजर गया ?
तेरे चले जाने के बाद इतने गम मिले की तेरे जाने का गम भी याद ना रहा ???
बड़ी बरकत है तेरे इश्क़ में जब से हुआ है और कोई दूसरा दर्द ही नहीं होता ???
एक तस्वीर जलानी है अभी , हाँ मगर आँख में पानी है अभी ??
कभी कभी दिल चाहता है , कि दिल अब कुछ भी ना चाहे ??
आरज़ू होनी चाहिए किसी को याद करने की लम्हे तो अपने आप मिलते रहते है ? ? ?

Attitude Shayari WhatsApp Status

I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you; and you were killing me.
There is just some days when it all seems to be wrong and nothing feels right 🙁
Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future.
Oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them…
The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up.
Everything takes me longer than I expect. It’s the sad truth about life.
The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
Sad feeling is mute reminder of what is really important in our life.
The silence isn’t so bad, till I look at my hands and feel sad. Because the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.
The hardest thing is to hurt yourself for the sake of others’ happiness.
It’s weird how the happiest memories drive you to tears…
Seeing people change isn’t what hurts. What hurts is remembering who they used to be.
Never cry for anyone in your life, because those you cry for don’t deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry
One day, you will wake up realizing how much I mean to you. When that day comes, I might have woken up with someone else.
The hardest part in life is trying to show the smile you know is fake and to hide the tears that won’t stop.
Today I felt life was over for me. I do not care how much longer I will be in this world, because life will have no meaning for me without his love 🙁
Only loneliness can teach us everything in this world except how to forget the person who made us lonely
Don’t be sad because it`s over. Smile because it happened.
I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day 🙁
अपना समझ के हम हँस देते हैं कभी कभी, वो पराया समझ के हमारा ही मजाक उड़ा देते हैं।
आपको हम अपनी ख़ुशी मान बैठे, अनजाने में आपको दिल दे बैठे, बहुत बरी भूल कर बैठे
आपके लिए मंजिल मुश्किल था, हमारे लिए आप ही मंजिल थे,
प्यार में हम गम के आँसू रोये और दोस्ती में हम ख़ुशी में रोये।
हमने आपकी हँसी के लिए क्या क्या नहीं किया, आपने हमारे ही पीठ पैर वार किया।
फकीरों की जिंदगी भी कितनी खुशहाल है, ना ही पेट में खाना और जेब में माल है, फिर भी आशीर्वाद से मालामाल है।
आप खुश हो हम से जुड़ा होक, हम छुपा रहे हैं गमो को आपकी खुशियोँ में हंस हंस के।
आप खुश और मस्त रहो, आपके दुश्मन अपने आप ही पास्ट हो जायेंगे।
मिली है जिंदगी तो जाया ना जाने दो, मौका लगे तो लोगों को हँसाने में गुजर जाने दो।
आँसूं और ख़ुशी अलग अलग मिले तो वो बात नहीं, जब उनके साथ मिलने में हैं।
आपके लिए सभी परिस्थितियाँ अनुकूल है, बशर्ते ख़ुशी आप अपने अंदर ढूंढो।
दिया और पिता एक समान है, अपने आपको जला के अपनों के लिए ख़ुशी का उजियारा लाते हैं।
अपनी खुशियाँ तो हर किसी को अच्छी लगती है, दूसरों के साथ खुशियां मनाओ तो जाने।
दुखी रहना तो बहुत आसान है, दुखी चेहरे पर मुस्कान लाना तुफानो का पर करना है।
स्वस्थ रहने के बहुत से शॉर्टकट है, खुश रहना उसमे से एक है।
वाह रे इंसान, खुशियों में भगवान को भूल जा, और दुखों में भगवान के दर पर जा।
‘ख़ुशी और गम जिंदगी के सफर का हिस्सा है, दोनों को एन्जॉय करो।
‘करो कुछ ऐसा की किसी के ख़ुशी का कारण और दुःख में भागीदार बनो।
‘दुनियां खूबसूरत होती अगर यह जात पात ना होता।
‘आत्मा से खुश हो, पर सांसारिक ख़ुशी धन से है, उसे पाओ तो जाने।
‘मित्र वो फरिश्ता है जो दुःख में भागीदार और ख़ुशी में कारण बनता है।
‘ हमें शांति से ज्यादा चमत्कार का इन्तजार रहता है, तभी तो इंसान खुशियोँ से दूर रहता है।
‘ Everything is okay in the #END , if it’s not ok, then it’s not #THE END.
‘A #Champion is someone who gets up, even when he can’t.
‘Take a #deep breath and start again.
‘Do or #Die……There is no try.
‘ If you don’t make #mistakes, you aren’t really trying or aren’t trying hard enough.
‘I’m not failed…my #success is just postponed for some time.
‘If you can’t #Beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
‘I come up with the #best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
‘When in doubt, just take the #next small step.
‘ Every great #achievement was once considered impossible.
‘The only time #success comes before work is in the dictionary.
‘If you are player then I’m the GAME.
‘ The strongest emotion of all is #LOVE, that’s why it hurts us most.
‘Rules are made to be break.
‘ 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
‘“Always Think twice, speak once”
‘Some kind of Magic happens in every moment
‘I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
‘ My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
‘ It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
‘I would rather die of passion than of boredom
‘A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
‘A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new
‘What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do
‘I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do.
‘If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
‘Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.
‘If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.
‘Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart.
‘When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
‘Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see.
‘How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
‘When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life
‘The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
‘We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
‘Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
‘We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
‘Nothing will work unless you do
‘बादशाह तो वक़्त होता है,इंसान तो यु ही गुरुर करता है.
‘मिटटी का मटका और परिवार की क़ीमत,सिर्फ बनाने वाले को ही पता होती है,तोड़ने वाले को नहीं.
‘संघर्ष इंसान को मजबूत बनाता है!फिर चाहे वो कितना भी कमजोर क्यो न हो.
‘वजह से तो डूबता हे हर कोई,बेवजह डूबो तो कुछ बात बने.
‘जो नहीं है हमारे पास वो “ख्वाब” हैं,पर जो है हमारे पास वो “लाजवाब” हैं.
‘जो मजिंलो को पाने की चाहत रखते. वो समंदरो पर भी पथरो के पुल बना देते है.
‘इतर से कपड़ों का महकाना कोई बड़ी बात नहीं हे,मज़ा तो तब है जब आपके किरदार से खुशबु आये.
‘अगर इश्क करना हैं तो जज्बातो को एहमियत देना सिखो,चेहरे से शुरु हुई महोब्बत अक्सर बिस्तर पर खत्म होजाती हैं.
‘स्वार्थी मित्रों से बड़ा कोई ओर शत्रु नहीं होता है ।
‘अपनों को हमेशा अपना होने का अहसास दिलाओ वरना वक़्त आपके अपनों को आपके बिना जिना सिखा देगा.
‘उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़ें,लेकिन उतना ही जहाँ से जमीन साफ़ दिखाई देती हो।
‘कल पे सवाल है,जीना फ़िलहाल है.
‘नज़र का Operation तो Possible है,पर नज़रिये का नहीं.
‘पहले खुद से कहो की तुम क्या बनोगे,फिर वो करो जो तुम्हे करना है.
‘सुना है दुआओ की कोई किम्मत नहीं होती,फिर कारोबार खूब चलता है इसका.
‘रात भर गहरी नींद आना इतना आसान नहीं,उसके लिए दिन भर “ईमानदारी” से जीना पड़ता हैं.
‘समर्थन और विरोध केवल,विचारों का होना चाहिये किसी व्यक्ति का नहीं.
‘सबर कर बन्दे मुसीबत के दिन भी गुज़र जायेंगे,हसी उड़ाने वालो के भी चेहरे उतर जायेंगे.
‘उपवास अन्न का ही नहीं बुरे विचारो का भी करे.
‘सोच ये ना रखें की मुझे रास्ता अच्छा मिले, बल्कि ये होना चाहिए कि मैं जहां पाव रखूं वो रास्ता अच्छा हो जाए.
‘जो जीवन में आसरा ढूंढता है, समजो के उनका मन बुढा है.
‘अगर आपको प्यार के कुछ शब्द सुनने है तो,पहले आपको प्यार के कुछ शब्द केहने भी पड़ेंगे.
‘सुख भी बहुत है, परेशानियाँ भी बहुत है, लाभ भी है, हानियाँ भी बहुत है, कया हुआ प्रभु ने थोड़े ग़म दे दिए, उसकी हम पर मेहरबानियाँ भी बहुत है.
‘ख़ुशी के लिए काम करोगे तो ख़ुशी नहीं मिलेगी, मगर खुश होकर काम करोगे तो ख़ुशी जरूर मिलेगी.
‘क्यों चिंता करते है यदि लोग तुम्हे समज नहीं पाते, चिंता तो तुम्हे तब करनी चाहिए जब तुम खुद को समज नहीं पाते.
‘I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
‘God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
‘I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
‘Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.
‘When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy

Sad Status In Hindi

‘Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
‘Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
‘80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
‘If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
‘Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,
‘Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
‘HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
‘My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
‘If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
‘I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
‘I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
‘छोटी सी बात ने दोस्त को दुश्मन बना दिया … जब मैंने बल्ब की जगह पंखा चला दिया
‘लडकियों को खुश रखने का तरीका …. उनकी तारीफ से ज्यादा उनकी सहेलियों की बुराई करो..
‘सर्दियों का एक फायदा तो है…. गर्मी नहीं लगती
‘स्कूल के टीचर भी भाजपा के होंगे… अब सिर्फ एक यही चीज होनी बाकी है भारत में
‘जो दोस्त कहा करता था ज़िन्दगी भर साथ निभाऊँगा , ट्रैफिक पुलिस को देखते ही मुझे रास्ते में छोड़ गया
‘मुझे मेरी होने वाली सास की बेटी की बहुत याद आ रही है
‘कुछ लोग cute होकर भी सिंगल होते हैं और कुछ लोग mute होते हुए भी तीन-चार सेटिंग कर जाते हैं
‘पैसोकी बात ना कर पगली….जितना तुने देखा नही होगा…उतना मैने उधार ले रखा है
‘I Love You बोल दो वरना …..मैं दिल्ली जाकर साँस ले लूँगा
‘दोस्तो कदर करो हमारी वरना girlfriend उठा ले जाएंगे तुम्हारी
‘सीखा था guitar जिसे पटाने के लिए अब आर्डर आया है उसी की शादी में बजाने के लिए
‘हम तो ऐसी लड़की पटायेंगे जो हो सबसे हटके ….. जिसे देखते ही दिल को लगे 440 volt के झटके
‘प्यार हो तो Bluetooth के जैसा पास रहे तो Connected दूर गये तो “searching for new device”
‘लड़कियाँ जब गाड़ी चलाती है तो ये नही देखती की सड़क पर लोग पैदल भी चल रहै है, और जब पैदल चलती है तो ये नही देखती की सड़क पर गाड़ियाँ भी चल रही है
‘वक्त बहुत कीमती होता है, इसलिए अपना नहीं दूसरों का बरबाद करें
‘दिल भी कोई खेलने की चीज है, खेलना है तो Blue Whale Game खेल
‘मुझे पता है कि शराब हर सवाल का जवाब नही है , पर साला पीने के बाद सवाल ही किसे याद रहता है
‘एक बात समझ मे नही आ रही इतने Prince और Queen तौ मुग्लो के राज मे भी नही थे जितने आज Facebook पर राज कर रहे है
‘बेटी बचाओ, बेटी पढ़ाओ, और ……..इनको ढंग की ड्राइविंग भी सिखाओ…..बाल बाल बचा हूँ अभी
‘सामने कोई लड़की स्कूटी से आती दिख जाए तो मैं इतना सावधान होकर चलता हूँ ,जैसे लड़की नही,साक्षात भल्लालदेव जी अपने रथ से मेरी तरफ आ रहे हों
‘I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
‘Anyone can make you happy by doing something special but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.
‘The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
‘If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s tripods with one leg missing.
‘Can you catch? I think I’m falling for you.
‘The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
‘Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience
‘he only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets
‘I wonder if Bono has found what he’s looking for yet? Although, if you’re reading this Bono, I’d try down the side of the couch.
‘The road to success is always under construction.
‘Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
‘I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
‘Thanks to Twitter, I can’t go anywhere without my mobile. Quick question. Do I take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband?
‘Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
‘Constipated people don’t give a crap.
‘Well-behaved women rarely make history.
‘I intend to live forever, or die trying .
‘A blind man walks into a bar…. and a table… and a chair.
‘I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older … younger.
‘Sex is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, it’s still petty good.
‘Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
‘You know, swinging children upside down really opens doors for you.
‘You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
‘I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
‘I rub shampoo in my eyes every morning to prepare for the pain of the day.
‘हो सके तो दिलों में रहना सीखो… गुरुर में तो हरकोई रहता है !
‘समय दिखाई नहीं देता साहब, लेकिन बहुत कुछ दिखा जाता है ।
‘हारना तब जरूरी हो जाता है, जब लड़ाई अपनों से हो, और जितना तब जरूरी हो जाता है, जब लड़ाई अपने आप से हो
‘जब जरुरत के समय काम आने वाला अपना ही पैसा बदल जाता है… तो अपनों की बात करें ।
‘काँटा हूँ मैं जिसे चुभ जाता हूँ उसी का हो जाता हूँ, फूल नहीं हूँ जिसे हर भंवरा चूमता फिरे ।
‘दिल में चाहत का होना जरूरी है…वरना…याद तो रोज दुश्मन भी करते हैं…!!…
‘कोशिश तो अंतिम क्षण तक करनी चाहिए, सफलता मिले या तजुर्बा, दोनों ही चीजें नायाब है ।
‘हम तो अपने दुश्मनों को भी चाहते है क्योकिं उन्ही के कारण तो publicity पाते है
‘वक़्त ने सिख दी हमे होशियारी वरना हम भी मासूमियत की हद तक मासूम थे।
‘अंधेरे को कोसने से बेहतर है कि खुद ही एक दिया जला ले ।
‘बोलने से पहले शब्द मनुष्य के वश में होते है, किंतु बोलने के बाद मनुष्य शब्दों के वश में हो जाता है ।
‘समय दिखाई नहीं देता, लेकिन बहुत कुछ दिखा जाता है ।
‘प्रीत ना करिये पछी समान जल सुखे उड़ जाये, प्रीत करिये मछली जैसी जल सुखे मर जाये…
‘व्यक्ति का सम्मान उन शब्दों से नहीं है जो उसकी उपस्थिति में कहे जाये, बल्कि उन शब्दों से है जो उसकी अनुपस्थिति में कहे जाये…
‘किसीको प्रेम देना सबसे बड़ा उपहार है, तो किसीका प्रेम पाना सबसे बड़ा सम्मान ।
‘इंसान के भीतर जो छलके वो स्वाभिमान है, और बाहर जो छलके वो अभिमान है…
‘सार्थक व प्रभावी उपदेश सिर्फ वह है, जो वाणी से नहीं बल्कि अपने आचरण से प्रस्तुत किया जाय…
‘मैंने जब भी रब से गुजारिश की है, तेरे चहेरे पे हँसी की सिफारिश की है…
‘देख भाई !!! Status मत देख… हम तो अपना #Status सभी के दिलों दिमाग पर #Update# करते है… WhatsApp पर नहीं…
‘दिल में छुपा रखी है मुहब्बत तुम्हारी काले धन की तरह, खुलासा नहीं करता हुँ कि कही हंगामा ना हाे जाये…
‘ज़ख्म देकर ना पुछा करो दर्द कि शिद्दत क्या, दर्द तो दर्द हो ता है, थोड़ा क्या और ज्यादा क्या…
‘बाग में टहलते एक दिन जब वो बेनकाब हो गये, जितने पेड़ थे बबुल के, सब के सब गुलाब हो गये…
‘इजाजत हो तो मैं भी तुम्हारे पास आ जाऊँ, देखों ना चाँद के पास भी तो एक सितारा है…
‘It”s too hard…to stay alone in life.
‘Never lose your hope,even if you are alone.
‘I just need a little time alone…recharge.
‘We come to this world alone and leave it alone.
‘If we can”t face today how could we face tomorrow.
‘I don”t want to be alone,I want to be left alone.
‘I am not Alone…because loneliness,Always with me..
‘I never feel alone bcoz lonliness is always with me.
‘Single or taken:you shouldn”t have to impress anyone.
‘I Close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasnt all alone.
‘Sometimes you need to walk alone just to show that you can.
‘Don”t be afraid to fly you never know what your future holds.
‘I know thers someone out there for me.I just want it to be you.
‘That feeling when you”re not necessarily sad,but you just feel empty.
‘Sometimes i feel like the last cookie in the jar:All Alone & Broken!
‘Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you alone.
‘Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me.Till then I walk Alone.
‘It is better to be alone then being with someone who makes you feel alone.
‘When I Say,”Leave me alone,”I want you to say,”No I could never leave you.
‘ Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
‘ I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car.
‘ Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega
‘ You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
‘ For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
‘ I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative.
‘ My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
‘ I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
‘ We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
‘ God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
‘ If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
‘ Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
‘ “You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.”
‘ Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
‘ When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
‘ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
‘ I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
‘ Hey there….. be there.
‘typing….
‘ Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
‘Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
‘ Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
‘ “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
‘ Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.
‘ The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
‘I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic
‘ Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains
‘ I can see you checking my whats app status.B)
‘ There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.
‘ Whats app status is loading
‘I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
‘I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
‘Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.
‘All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
‘Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years.
’99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
‘Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
‘Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
‘My conscience is clean — I have never used it.
‘Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software.
‘Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
‘Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
‘Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
‘Time doesn’t exist. Clocks exists.
‘A happy wife is a happy life.
‘All my love for you FREE! wishing u a very Happy Anniversary!
‘1 year down and forever to go, Happy Anniversary.
‘My love for you is like a circle, it has no end.
‘I only want to be with you twice.. now, and forever.
‘Two Keys to a lasting marriage.. Respect and Communication
‘To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
‘I was incomplete without you.. I thank God that we met and we are together now.
‘May you both hold your hands together, till your last Breathe of life.. Long Live both.
‘Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of it.
‘A Wedding Anniversary is the celebration of Love, Trust, Partnership, Tolerance and Tenacity.
‘I am so lucky to have you as my husband and this is my best day in my life. Happy anniversary
‘Happy Anniversary to my dear love and very best friend.
‘We”ve had a lot of years together.. but nowhere near enough. Happy Anniversary!
‘Happy anniversary from someone you”re probably shocked knew it was your”s.
‘Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one”s self.
‘Anniversary is repetition of promises made with each other, love gets stronger.
‘Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
‘There”s always that one person who”d do anything for you. that”s the one you should marry.
‘A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
‘In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
‘Wishing you a wonderful life together as husband and wife.
‘Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one”s self
‘Anniversary is repetition of promises made with each other, love gets stronger.
‘A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
‘On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime.
‘Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity..
‘If at first you don”t succeed, redefine success.
‘Happy anniversary honey, they said we couldn”t last this long. Proved them wrong huh?
‘The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life..
‘Blessings and your teachings in making my life meaningful.Thank you for being my life.
‘Love is there when both persons”s are more concern for the other than for one”s self.
‘I think love is the best refreshment in life.
‘May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier.
‘We are work a progress with a lifetime contract.. Happy Anniversary.
‘It”s your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round U To have a good time
‘Each moment of a happy lover”s hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
‘Anniversary means another way of togetherness and love for the memory books.
‘A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
‘May your love always go on increasing and remain blessed throughout life.
‘Love is the same for a poor man, and a king.
‘Love is just a word until you find the right person to show it to.
‘Anniversary is the time to celebrate the beauty, the gift, and blessing of enduring of love.
‘A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.
‘True love isn”t love at first sight but love at every sight.Happy Anniversary.
‘Anniversary is repetition of promises made with each other, love gets stronger.
‘Love begins in a moment, grows over time,and lasts for eternity.
‘Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
‘Most successful Happy married life is Defined as.. Yet to be seen!
‘I think Love is the best refreshment in life.
‘Marriage is like a dollar bill. You can”t spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other. Happy Anniversary.
‘I want to wish an anniversary day to a couple who is beautiful in entire land. May your anniversaryenhance your love and understanding.
‘May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier. Wish you a happy anniversary.
‘Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
‘To the beautiful couple on this land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
‘Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
‘Anniversary means another way of togetherness and love for the memory books.
‘For all this time I have been putting this puzzles of my life, then I realized, the last piece is you.
‘Marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning it was hearts and a diamond, now all I”m wanting in my hand is a club and a spade.
‘There”s always that one person who”d do anything for you. that”s the one you should marry.
‘Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one”s self
‘A successful married always life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person
‘From the first time we met I knew we were meant to be together God put us together and that way it will stay Happy Anniversary honey
‘It doesn”t matter where you go in life, what you do, it”s who you have beside you. I am truly blessed to be married to my soul mate for years today..
‘Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
‘Most successful Happy married life is Defined as.. Yet to be seen!
‘I think Love is the best refreshment in life.
‘Marriage is like a dollar bill. You can”t spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other. Happy Anniversary.
‘I want to wish an anniversary day to a couple who is beautiful in entire land. May your anniversaryenhance your love and understanding.
‘May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier. Wish you a happy anniversary.
‘Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
‘To the beautiful couple on this land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
‘Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
‘Anniversary means another way of togetherness and love for the memory books.
‘wish you to live in peace and in perfect union at least till your golden jubilee!
‘Marriage is useful for soothing sensuality. It”s useless for soothing love.
‘The fact that we see so few successful marriages shows the value and importance of marriage.
‘Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever! Happy wedding day!
‘The day we say I DO will be the greatest day of my life.
‘We call marriage successful if wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.
‘Those who choose marriage of convenience at least has reasonable excuse.
‘Marriage, truth to say is evil, but necessary evil.
‘Marriage is a short break between novels.
‘Marriage is perfect for lovers and suitable for the saints.
‘Marriage is a means of survival for two people.
‘Marriage is a short rest between romances.
‘Marriage based on common sense and mutuality is one of the greatest things of life.
‘I believe that marriage should not be public. It”s a about two persons, nobody else.
‘Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning
‘True love is spending one day getting married.. and the rest of your life feeling glad you did.
‘Congratulations! God bless you today and for the rest of your married lives
‘A happy man marries the girl he loves. A happier man loves the girl he marries
‘I was incomplete without you. I thank God that we met and we are together now.
‘A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
‘Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
‘It”s not what I feel for you. It”s what I not feel for anyone.. but you!
‘It”s easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.
‘A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
‘May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.
‘Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss everynight before going to bed.
‘My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
‘May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.
‘Love one another and you will be happy. It”s as simple and as difficult as that.
‘Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever! Happy wedding day!
‘My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
‘The day we say I DO will be the greatest day of my life.
‘I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you half of the most beautiful things in the world. The other half I”ll leave for me.
‘Watch your wedding video in reverse You”ll love the part where you walk back down the easilyout the door into the car and bugger off with your mates

Love status

‘Love one another and you will be happy. It”s as simple and as difficult as that.
‘I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well
‘Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss everynight before going to bed.
‘Our delight knows no bounds on the day of your wedding. Wish that you carry this serene bond from strength to strength with each passing day.
‘Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it”s not so hot
‘Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.
‘Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready
‘My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
‘Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.
‘In a few years priests will say, You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.
‘May there be a generation of children, on the children of your children.
‘The best time to love with your whole heart is always now, in this moment, because no breath beyond the current is promised.
‘A great marriage is not when the ”perfect couple” comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
‘A wedding is a start of togetherness.. of walks in the rain, basking in the sunshine, shared meals, caring for one another and sensing the love that a marriagecarries.
‘If You feel hollow, let Me be the one, who fills You up with Love. Let Me free the butterflies within. Just open Your heart, and let Me in.
‘The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little ”extra” every day, as often as possible, for as long as we both shall live
‘Technology Status, Short Tech Quotes
‘80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.
‘Don”t drink and park – accidents cause people.
‘Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.
‘A Boss is like a diaper.. Always on your @ss, and usually full of Shit.
‘Canc3r cur3s smo-king!!
‘If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
‘Error 404: No girlfriend found.
‘Life has no Ctrl+Z.
‘My mom actually believes I”m dating a girl named Siri.
‘Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.
‘Programming is an art, be the artist.
‘The more I C, the less I see.
‘If opportunity doesn”t knock, build a door.
‘times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.
‘I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, ”What the f*ck is this shit?”
‘Don”t try to typecast me.. its not possible!!
‘That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
‘I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
‘If I went binary, you would be the ”1” for me.
‘The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses
’11:10.. One More Minute!!! *Gets Distracted* 11:12.. SERIOUSLY!
‘A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
‘If you”re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Funny Status For Whatsapp

‘A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
‘Better to be a geek than an idiot.
‘Our society will never go entirely paperless. There”s always the bathroom.
‘Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
‘You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
‘If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
‘GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
‘Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
‘The more I C, the less I see.
‘You tweet a lot.. ”Bitch, it”s TWITTER.”
‘Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size
‘My mom actually believes I”m dating a girl named Siri.
‘why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
‘Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
‘No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
‘We don”t care.. We don”t have to. We”re the phone company.
‘loves it how the solution to most technical problems is to give the device a good whack.
‘I don”t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
‘Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
‘Windows isn”t a virus, viruses do something.
‘Those who can”t write programs, write help files.
‘I”m not anti-social, I”m just not user friendly.
‘When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
‘They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
‘Has anyone else noticed that Blue-tooth headsets make it harder to spot the crazy people?
‘User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
‘I dropped my laptop off the boat. It”s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
‘I won”t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
‘iPod – small musical device that allows you to ignore everyone while noticing everything.
‘Travel to life is like css to html.
‘Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
‘Everyone has their own SET of problems, don”t try to make a VENN DIAGRAM out of it.
‘Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
‘There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary & those who don”t.
‘When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.
‘You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody, You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody.
‘That moment when even Caps Lock can”t express your anger.
‘The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
‘Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
‘Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
‘If you”re texting two people at the same time, you are bi Textual.
‘I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like: What the f*ck is this shit?
‘If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
‘You”re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
‘You were born an original. Don”t die a copy.
‘I”m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God”s spam folder.
‘I”m not lazy, I”m on energy saving mode.
‘I don”t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
‘When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
‘Travel to life is like css to html .
‘If at first you don”t succeed, call it version 1.0
‘Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
‘If God is a computer programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.
‘I took IQ test.. results were negative.
‘I”m not anti-social, I”m just not user friendly.
‘Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
‘User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
‘A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
‘A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
‘Failure comes only with Windows bundle.
‘Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
‘Windows 8 to 10: It”s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.
‘Programming is like s3x, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
‘God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
‘Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
‘I”m not online, it”s just an optical illusion.
‘If you”re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
‘When a girl says she”ll be ready in 5 more minutes.. it”s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.
‘Local minded people will never understand global minded goals, i mean just see yourself in the mirror.
‘Intelligence is like underwear.. It”s important that you have it but there”s no need to show it off.
‘3 mistakes of everyone” s life – Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp.
‘Unidentified Person Detected.
‘———-error 404 person not found———–
‘I”m not anti-social, I”m just not user friendly
‘A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
‘My mom actually believes I”m dating a girl named Siri.
‘I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
‘The more I C, the less I see.
‘Don”t try to typecast me.. its not possible!
‘A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
‘I don”t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
‘Our society will never go entirely paperless. There”s always the bathroom.
‘We don”t care. We don”t have to. We”re the phone company.
‘Windows isn”t a virus, viruses do something.
‘Those who can”t write programs, write help files.
‘Better to be a geek than an idiot.
‘Travel to life is like css to html.
‘If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
‘They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
‘Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
‘If I went binary, you would be the ”1” for me.
‘Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?
‘If opportunity doesn”t knock, build a door.
‘Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
‘Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size
‘You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
‘Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
‘I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, “What the f*ck is this shit?”
‘GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
‘When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
‘If you”re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
‘You tweet a lot… Bitch, it”s TWITTER.
‘Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!
‘The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses
‘User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
‘why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
‘That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
‘Dear websites asking for my age, I”m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-
‘No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
‘I dropped my laptop off the boat. It”s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
’11:10…”One More Minute!!!” *Gets Distracted* 11:12… “SERIOUSLY!?!”
‘Knowing when your addicted to technology is when your on your laptop and cell phone together and checking them both.
‘May all happiness come 2 u in all your rest life.many many happy returns of the day.
‘On your b”day, some words of wisdom… smile while u still have teeth. happy b”day.
‘I wish you happy birthday i wish you many more, i wish you peace and happiness….
‘Am so glad to have a friend like u happy birthday.
‘Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person. Happy birthday.
‘Happy Birthday! I hope its filled with love, laughs, and family..
‘May God shower his choicest blessings on you. wishing you happiness, good health and a great year ahead.
‘Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.
‘Just Dropped In To Wish You A Birthday Full Of Happiest!!
‘Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
‘Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
‘Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.
‘All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.
‘Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyes.
‘You celebrate your birth day am also coming and we enjoy together. happy birth day to you.
‘God think the world is beautiful then he born u Happy Birthday!!!
‘May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.
‘Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece.
‘Remember that when its not yours and be nice to your friends today. Happy Birthday!
‘It”s hard to find a birthday present that says “I think your a douche but I still want a piece of your cake please.”
‘On your birthday lots of people are thinking of you. I just wanted to let you know that I am one of them. Happy Birthday!
‘Happy Birthday, my friend. I can”t imagine celebrating with anyone else.
‘Happy Birthday to my sister!! I hope you have the best birthday of all time for the best girl of all time. Something like that!! 🙂
‘Happy birthday to one of the coolest people I know, who only gets cooler with age.
‘Hope lovely surprises Are coming your way, To make your Birthday A wonderful day!
‘I hope that 4 every candle on your cake u get a wonderful surprise.. Happy birthday.
‘May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.
‘Here”s wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.
‘Happy birthday to the most sweetest and sugary person I know, Have an awesome day ahead and stay blessed, Happy birthday!
‘On your Birthday, all I want to tell you is that you should be regret-free and disease-free! Wishing you a Happy Birthday.
‘Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.
‘Happy Birthday. Wishing you more glorious and wonderful years on the surface of the earth – or wherever you might be.
‘All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.
‘Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!
‘May your birthday be filled with smiles, sunshine, love, and laughter.
‘”Happy birthday to you” is the most sung song in the world and it has been sung in space as well.
‘Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.
‘Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing “Happy Birthday” to you…
‘Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Don”t lose Ur confidence Go always ahead.Happy Birthday.
‘Happy Birthday to you. may you have many more. you have been a great friend to me. i have a little wish, may we be friends, till the world ends.
‘I send to you warm wishes, that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me.Wish you happy Birthday.
‘A birthday is just the first day of another 365 days journey around the sun.Enjoy the trip, Happy Birthday.
‘All i got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to do this all once.Happy Birthday.
‘Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!May today be filled with laughter and love happy birthday.
‘I may not celebrating your special day with you but i want you to know that i am thinking of you and happy birthday.
‘Happy birthday, My friend. I can”t imagine celebrating with anyone else.
‘Birthdays used to be almost sacred… now its a simple status update and people only react according, not personally.
‘God bless this special best friend of mine with all happiness and accomplishment in life. I”m truly blessed to have yo as my best est buddy.
‘Better early than late, especially when it comes to wishing my best mate. Happy birthday.
‘Some like Sunday some like Monday, but I like your birthday. Happy birthday.
‘Actually, I didn”t forget your birthday, but since you forgot mine I waited until a day after to send this.
‘Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever..
‘Wishing you a birthday filled with sweet moments and wonderful memories to cherish always! Happy Birthday.
‘Moments of joy you”ve given me…Are pearls of my life”s garland, You”ve made things so beautiful…Happy Birthday.
‘May every glowing candle on your cake transform into a wish that will turn into reality.
‘It”s the simplest things that make your life count, like a simple wish. Happy Birthday!
‘Set the world on fire with your dreams and use the flame to light a birthday candle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
‘You”re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy Birthday!
‘Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ”you” to the world.
‘Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring.
‘On your big day you are wished all that you hope for, all that you dream of, all that makes you happy.
‘The sun is shining more brightly today as a way to wish you happy birthday.
‘I look forward to enjoying our friendship for many more of your birthdays.
‘As friends go, you”re not one of the best. You”re THE best! May this year”s birthday be the best ever for you.
‘Wish you many more happy returns of the day. May God bless you with prosperity, good health and peaceful life.
‘No matter where life takes us, no matter how far we are from each other, the memories of our friendship will remain in my heart forever. Happy day.
‘From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a very happy birthday. May it be filled with love, blessings, and joy.
‘Only people with lots of luck and good karma get best friends like you. Stick with me forever. Happy Birthday!
‘May every Birthday remind you the number of people who love you and can”t do without you. I”m one of them! Happy Birthday.
‘You need to enjoy and have fun on your Birthday as much as people have enjoyed having you in their lives. Happy Birthday!
‘May you be gifted with life”s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy Birthday.
‘I wish you a very Happy and warm Birthday. Your friendship has touched all of us. May you get all you desire.
‘I pray that your birthday is rich in good faith and love as you celebrate another year of blessed life, dear friend.
‘Our friendship is made of gold and it will never rust, will stay precious until the world turns to dust. Happy Birthday and may your every wish come true!
‘Birthdays are best celebrated with lots of chocolates, wine, friends and close ones. May you have a great Birthday. Don”t forget to invite me!
‘Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.
‘Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are… Have an awesome Birthday.
‘Birthdays are the milestones of this adventurous journey which we call life.
‘Whenever you cross one of these milestones, thank God for all his blessings and move forward with a new enthusiasm.
‘Its another birthday for you.God picked another petals on your flower,wishing your flowers may bloom for year. MANY more happy return”s of the day.
‘Birthdays are 4 fun Enjoy a sticky bun I”m glad u r my mate Hope your birthday”s great.
‘LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…may GOD”S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen your soul and body! Happy birthday.
‘Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Don”t lose your confidence go always ahead Happy birthday.
‘In soft gleaming of stars….may all ur dreams come true, may every star of every night bring love and joy to you happy birthday..
‘Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart.
‘Wishing you all the best that life has to offer on your birthday. May you always stay happy and blessed!
‘Life is boring when you are not around. Happy Birthday to you – let”s make it grand!
‘Wishing you tons of happiness and joy on your special day. Happy Birthday my mate!
‘May this birthday of yours bring you good luck and fortune. But even more than that, may it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Happy Birthday
‘May your birthday be the window which opens A million vistas that help you in the fulfillment of Ur dream and accomplishment of your goals… “Happy Birthday”
‘The world changed forever the day you were born. As your best friend, I”m glad that day happened. Happy Birthday, my friend! Live long and prosper!
‘There are two bright stars in the sky today, one is the Star of God and one is you! I hope you keep shining bright for the rest of your life. Happy Birthday!
‘Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear…But yours gives most, for mine did only lend Me to the world, yours gave to me a friend.
‘The best Birthday wish that you can get for the day is that may you live each moment of your life to the very fullest, without any regrets. Happy Birthday!
‘The sun rose today with a very special charm, the clouds cleared today with a very special intent and the trees are all swaying in unison – just to wish you a very Happy Birthday.
‘Finding a great friend is like looking for a four leaf clover. But I did get lucky! Happy Bday! May beauty and happiness surround you today and beyond.
‘When I think of my favorite foods, I can never make up my mind. But when I think of my favorite people, I immediately know that means YOU! Happy Birthday.
‘Secret sharer Fashion consultant Comfort giver Co-diet buster Co-operative bank always beside me like best friend today is really special day Very Happy Birthday.
‘A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
‘A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
‘Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
‘A beautiful friends hip can change people.
‘A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
‘Don”t make friends before understand and don”t break friends hip after misunderstanding.
‘A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
‘True friends hip comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
‘Relation of friends hip is greater then the relation of blood.
‘Friendship is like a paper once it”s crumpled it can”t be perfect.
‘Every friends hip doesn”t change into love but every love begins with friends hip.
‘A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behide your back.
‘Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
‘Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
‘Good friends are like starts. You don”t always see them but you know they”re always there.
‘If friends hip is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
‘World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
‘My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
‘My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.
‘Friendship isn”t a big thing it”s a million little things.
‘That awesome moment when you”re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
‘A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
‘Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.
‘A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
‘It is better to live alone. There is no friends hip with a fool.
‘A best friend is like a four leaf cover. Hard to find and luck to have.
‘I don”t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends .
‘Selfless love is more common than true friends hip.
‘True friends will pick you up when you fall. The bad friends will have been the one who made you fall in the first place.
‘A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don”t want to hear it.
‘Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with tear drop.
‘A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
‘Friends are notes to life”s great songs. A melody that carries you along.
‘Fake friends are around when they think you”re cool. True friends are around even when they think you”re fool.
‘That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
‘True friends hip is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you”ve ever had.
‘Good Thinks come to those who wait.
‘Once best friends now strangers with memories.
‘A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
‘A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
‘A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
‘Nice friends hip is like the breathing air, you will never see it but you will always feel its presence.
‘Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
‘What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
‘A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
‘To be a best friend doesn”t take much, a shoulder, an ear, some understanding, and not even have to say a word to make you laugh or smile.
‘A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
‘Friendship… is not something you learn in school. But if you haven”t learned the meaning of friends hip, you really haven”t learned anything.
‘Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you”ve met and you”re like ”yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.
‘Don”t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don”t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
‘A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
‘Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
‘Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friendsWill steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!
‘Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.
‘Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
‘Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
‘True friends hip is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
‘The language of friends hip is not words but meanings.
‘Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
‘Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.
‘Be slow to fall into friends hip; but when thou art in, continue firm & constant.
‘Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
‘A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.
‘Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend”s success.
‘I don”t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
‘A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
‘There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
‘Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends ?
‘It”s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
‘My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
‘Love is blind; friends hip closes its eyes.
‘Friends are the family you choose
‘A friends hip that can end never really began
‘No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
‘Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends .
‘Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
‘Never leave your friends side unless you want drama.
‘Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.
‘friend has no end.
‘Friends give us the change to lift the blinds on our hearts to open up and show what we generally keep hidden from the rest of world.
‘Just when I”m about to part with my friends is when I realize that I had the best group of friends ever.
‘A true friend wish – miles ahead but doesn”t mind me zooming by and still stays a supportive friend.
‘Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.
‘You don”t make friends , recognize them.
‘It is easy to earn. Friendship is hard to get; wealthy depreciates everyday but our friends hip will ever appreciate and be there forever.
‘I care about you deeply and always thank God for you. I want to be your best friend, to support you and be there for you.
‘I appreciate you deeply, especially knowing that you have loved me in spite of my weakness and allowed me to shine with you as my friend.
‘Your friends hip reminds me of God”s faithfulness because you show me where I”m and that I”m not where I used to be. Thank you, for being my friend.
‘I find rest in the shadow of your friends hip. You always know the right words to say which gives me the strength to move on.
‘If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friends hip really is.
‘True friends hip is like what water is to the fish, I cannot do without it and you are my true friend.
‘You are my smile which will never fade. A breathe sweet to take. That is why I will treasure our friendship forever.
‘There may not be something between us to remember forever but there is something that will not make us forget each other, our friends hip.
‘Your friends hip to me means a lot to me.
‘Though I may seem not to be expressing anything now, some day you will come to will come to understand that having you is what I will ever live for in life.
‘You have been the best friend ever. Supporting and cheering me on. I hope I can reciprocate the kindness you have shown me all this time.
‘Best friends are sent from the heavens. They provider a shoulder to cry on during heartbreaks.
‘Life is a party whenever I”m with you. You turn my tears into smiles when we share and laugh together. You make me spend a lot and it is worth it because I care about you my friend.
‘Friends are more expensive then diamonds because the diamond always have a price but friends are priceless.
‘A good friend is always encouraging. He will always appreciate your talent and will support you in doing your best to excel in your academics and in the fields of your interest.
‘A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
‘A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
‘Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It”s not something you learn in school. But if you haven”t learned the meaning of friends hip, you really haven”t learned anything.
‘Hold a true friend and don”t let go. True friend comes once in a lifetime.
‘We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime.
‘The best type of relationship is one where you”re not only in love, but you”re each others best friend also.
‘A smile is a sign of joy . A hug is a sign of love. A laugh is a sign of happiness and having a friend like me … well, that”s just a sign of your good judgement!
‘Cute relationship is….. When someone is angry with you and says “i will never talk to you…” And later comes back to you to just ifrom you.. i am still angry….
‘If you lose a friend because you”re honest,he wasn”t a good friend..!!
‘Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
‘Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow!!!
‘I Can”t Be Your Friend If you Can”t Handle My Weirdness, Stupid Jokes And My Tendency To Laugh At Almost Everything. 🙂
‘Friendship isn”t meant to be a one way street.
‘Friendship is based on trust, without it.. there is nothing.
‘Best friends are like shoes. Too many to choose from, but there”s always that one pair you like the most. (:
‘Your real friends aren”t the ones you spend the most time with, but the ones you share the most memories with.
‘Nice friends hip is Like The breathing air You Will Never See it But You Will Always Feel its Presence.
‘A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
‘Friends tell you not to hit the girl you have wanted to for ages. best friends stand there and watch you kick the shit out of their shouting go on girl….
‘if your falling off the edge of the bed, a friend would help you… a best friend would yell HA HA and shove you off! don”t you just love best friends ?
‘Friends are connected heart to heart. Distance and time can”t break them apart.
‘True friends hip is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.
‘Flirting is a risky game. One mistake, and you are committed.
‘True Friend will stand up for you!
‘There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends . I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.
‘A true Friend loves at all times..
‘If friends hip is your weakest point then ou are strongest person in the wolrd..
‘No one can be friends after being lovers but if they are friends again after being lovers they are the best friends in the world”
‘A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself..
‘Good Friends are hard to find, are hard to fine, harder to leave, and impossible to forget..
‘Should I be happy that we”re friends or sad b”coz thats all we will ever be?
‘Wrong person time to break up!!
‘A friendship that can end never really began !
‘Dear Bad Luck … Let”s break up.
‘Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.
‘When you love someone, even though they hurt you and break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces !!
‘I may not be perfect, but I”m always me
‘I hope we meet again.
‘Nothing last forever.
‘Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
‘Love is blind, Be careful
‘Love Is My Favourite Mistake
‘Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
‘If you cant save the relationship, at least save your pride.
‘I wish you werent in my dreams.
‘I wish you weren”t in my dreams.
‘Just give me time and I will get over you.
‘The heart was made to be broken.
‘I don”t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
‘Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional
‘Just give me time and I”ll get over you.
‘One day you will want me and tell me sorry, but it”ll be too late.
‘You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.
‘There comes a time when walking away is the best for everyone.
‘If you can”t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
‘It”s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow..
‘Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
‘Dear Insomnia..I think we really need to break-up.. I don”t love you anymore.
‘Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
‘Its not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow..
‘The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
‘Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.
‘Just because I let you go, doesnt mean i wanted to.
‘When This IS Over, Remember, I didnt WALK Away, You Pushed Me Away..
‘Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
‘A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
‘No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
‘Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
‘I don”t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
‘The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
‘Never trust those people who don”t understand your feelings.
‘The moment you realize that no one is your enemy, except yourself.
‘I still love him. And here”s the worst part. I want him back. – Ree
‘You”ll get through this. And I know it”s impossible to believe right now, but it gets better.
‘One day they”ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.
‘Bad days call for foods that are bad for your butt.
‘I would rather die of love than let love die.
‘The heart was made to be broken.
‘Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.
‘I”d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
‘There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
‘I just hope that you miss me a little when I”m gone.
‘Just give me time and I will get over you.
‘Dear Insomnia..I think we really need to break-up… I don”t love you anymore…
‘It”s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
‘No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
‘Sometimes breakups aren”t meant for makeups, sometimes they are meant for wake-ups.
‘I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke.
‘A breakup is like a broken mirror, its better to give up then to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
‘Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.
‘The better the relationship…the worse the breakup.
‘The most pain full memory i have is of when i walked away and you let me leave.
‘If you can”t save relationship, At least save your pride.
‘It”s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
‘Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
‘Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
‘Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me.
‘Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
‘An eye with dust and a heart with trust always cries…
‘I didn”t want to be the one to forget.
‘Sometimes You need to stand alone to find out who you really are..
‘I will never learn to stop loving you I am just learning how to live without you and move on without you.
‘Just because i let you go, doesn”t mean i wanted to.
‘Is tired of trying, sick of crying, yea I”m smiling, but inside I”m dying…!!
‘Not everyone is meant to be in a long term thing. Maybe I should just give up.
‘Thank you; you made my mind up for me when you started to ignore me.
‘Sometimes i just wonder if it is worth all of this…
‘Since I”m always second in your life, it”s time I make you last in mine.
‘One day u Will cry 4 me like i cried 4 u.
‘A broken promise is as good as a lie .
‘I don”t want to be needed, I need to be wanted 🙁
‘Maybe, someday, i just might forgive you.
‘What happens when it”s time to let go of something you can”t live without?
‘One day you”ll finally see, your biggest mistake was not loving me.
‘Not all scars show, not all wounds heal!!
‘I hope you”re doing fine all alone.
‘I loved you…but I guess that my love couldn”t save this…nothing could.
‘Love hurts when you know it wont last :”(
‘Missing that one person but knows i shouldn”t be…
‘Is changing my relationship status to “Out of Order”.
‘The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out…and say no.
‘I need something more to hold then just a phone.
‘You”ve got to believe you are worth more than being.
‘Wonders if this will ever get easier…
‘Once upon a time, I was stupid enough to fall in love with you.
‘You had me. You lost me. So keep walking cause i am done talking.
‘SO i heard that your dating my ex, eh? How do i taste sweetie? 🙂
‘Before you let go. Remember the reason why you were hanging on. <3
‘Don”t cry over somebody that won”t cry over you.
‘You were a moment, but now, you”re a memory!
‘Ill never leave you- BIGGEST LIE.
‘I love you yesterday, today and tomorrow. I can”t change that no matter what.
‘My rear-view mirror has officially fallen off, no more looking back!
‘Its too late to take back all the you put me through.. I”m moving on with my life.
‘Why try holding onto the past when the future could be so much better.
‘Love always Hurts.
‘You may be out of my life…but the memories we made remain in my heart forever <3
‘I hope we can still be friends~~ the worst break upline ever.
‘It”s painful to see someone you love with someone else.
‘I want to be the god of evil, because to control the evil of my self.
‘When we lose the right to be different, we lose the pre-village to be free.
‘A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
‘People say follow your heart.. but which way do you go when your heart breaks into two?
‘It”s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
‘If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more.
‘Sometimes two people have to fall apart to realise how much they need to fall back together.
‘It”s better to dream of something you may never have than to lose something you always dreamed of having.
‘5 most annoying words after a break up: ”Are you mad at me?” No, I”m perfectly happy you broke my heart.
‘Relationships are very simple. There are only two things that can happen. You either get married or your break up.
‘The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
‘Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It”s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.
‘Crazy people will always do weird stuff.
‘Be 0 in the back to 1. To make that 1 valuable.
‘I flirt, but i am not a flirt.
‘My life grow”s but my pain remains forever.
‘Follow your heart and see where you land.
‘Believe deep down your heart that you are destined to do great things.
‘Rules are meant to be broken.
‘Some mistakes are committed one time.
‘Silence is a most powerful conversation.
‘Love is like war easy to begin but hard to end.
‘If you can”t change your fate then change your attitude.
‘Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I would rather be an idiot than loose you.
‘I am crazy but original, You try to be me& you fail.
‘Problem is that still i care.
‘Life is full of struggles.
‘Never even know if you never even try.
‘When you are through changing, You are through.
‘Success is steady progress toward”s one”s personal goal.
‘Life is to Taste, not to waste.
‘Never stop chasing your dreams.
‘You don”t have time to pass your love.
‘Life is like a mountain, not a beach.
‘I know only that i know nothing.
‘Pictures are worth a thousand words.
‘Man make money but money make man mad.
‘Hate being ignored.
‘Revenge is the purest emotion.
‘Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start now and make a brand new ending.
‘I”ll say goodbye this one last time. But know that I”m not really saying goodbye because in my heart I will still always love you. So goodbye..
‘Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it”s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together
‘बेवफा वक़्त था..? तुम थे..? या मुकद्दर था मेरा..?बात इतनी ही है की अंजाम जुदाई निकला ।
‘Juda hone ka shoq bhi pura karle humdum, lagta hai tujhe hum jinda ache nahi lagte…
‘दर्द होता है उससे बिछड़ के ये बात मोहब्बत नहीं जानती दिल टूट जाता है उससे बिछड़ के ये बात जुदाई नहीं जानत माँगा है जनम जनम तक साथ तुम्हारा ये बात सवाई नहीं जानती.
‘किसी से जुदा होना इतना आसान होता तो,रूह को जिस्म से लेने फ़रिश्ते नहीं आते।
‘उस शख्स को बिछड़ने का सलीका नहीं आता,जाते जाते खुद को मेरे पास छोड़ गया…।
‘I have no nationality – the best possible status for an intellectual.
‘Its got punctuation in the middle of it. You dont often see that sh-t.
‘Just because I’m being quiet, that doesn’t mean I’m mad. Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to talk.
‘Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
‘All he did was do a shit on a police car anyway.
‘“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”
‘do not be apostatized. . .the depth of some amities are not as deep as you cerebrate.
‘Its hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.
‘If you cerebrate your opinion of me has no effect, honey let me assure you that nothing of my own worth is wrapped up in what you cerebrate of me.
‘Life is too short don’t waste it by reading my whatsapp status
‘An exasperated man opens his mouth and shuts his ocular perceivers.
‘I execrate u Because I Dote you, I Ken You Dote Me But your ego ceased you for Doting me.
‘I may look placid, but in my head I’ve killed you about 5 times.
‘Never Get Into Fights With Uncomely People, They Have Nothing To Lose
‘Just as I”m being quiet, that doesn”t disgraceful I”m mad.
‘Get disoriented to my life..And never come back again.
‘Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, since that’s when the verity comes out.
‘Not available for diligent people☺
‘People change for one of two reasons: They have learned a lot, or they have been hurt an exorbitant quantity of times.Angry!!!!!
‘Just because I’m being quiet, that doesn’t mean I’m mad.
‘Sometimes I’m not exasperated, I’m hurt and there’s a sizably voluminous difference.
‘Wakeup>job>noluv>daaru>slumber>reiterate..Angry!!!!!
‘Nobody constrain you wrathful, you make up one”s mind to use anger as a answer.
‘I will not cancel you or block you. I am care you there so you will be clever to see how happy I’m without you. Angry!!!!!
‘If you kenned how exasperated I was ..You wouldn’t be doing this shit right now
‘No desideratum for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up and if you are fortuitous, you will get to visually examine.
‘If u take something from me be damn sure I’m gonna take something from you….
‘Sometimes the best way to get someone\’s attention is to stop giving them yours.
‘If I delete your numerousness, you’re basically retrench from my spirit.
‘You get apostatized by people you never thought of…
‘Anger at lies lasts perpetually. Anger at truth can’t last.Angry!!!!!
‘Don”t attempt to please other leod if in the end, you savey it wont product.
‘Just because I’m being quiet, that doesn’t mean I’m mad. Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to verbalize.Angry!!!!!
‘When you give lots of consequentiality to someone, you loss your own paramountcy in their life….
‘To all u Detesters!!! Thanks for making me famous. I don’t give a Sh***t if u verbalize abaft my back.Angry!!!!!
‘Does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that emerges from ur mouth?
‘Don’T Make So Many Promises When You Can’T Even Retain One.Angry!!!!!
‘When Someone Ceases Getting Exasperated On You, It Is Pellucid That You Have Lost Your Consequentiality From Their Life…!!!Angry!!!!!
‘Don’t be so blissful, I don’t genuinely forgive people, I just pretend like it’s OK and wait for my turn to ravage them.Angry!!!!!
‘Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
You can’t break what’s already been shattered.
Anger is one letter short of peril.Angry!!!!!
Stop being an unauthentically spurious China product!
Sometimes it’s not the people who change, it’s the mask that fall off…
Execrates prevaricators, cheater, fakers, and two-faced people!
Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work than more expeditious your mind..
Getting irate doesn’t solve Anything.Angry!!!!!
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
I’ll Surely heedfully aurally perceive your opinion but it will not affect my stand ! Get Disoriented.
Some people don’t lie very well, they just hope your not perspicacious enough to deduce it!Angry!!!!!

Best Hindi Status

ई फूलन मे अब उ महक कहॉ, इ राह क अब कवनो मंजिल कहॉ,क लेती हम मोम अगर केहू पत्थर दिल होत त पर इहां त केहू में इंसानी दिल बा कहॉ
तू रूठ जइबू त हम जीयब कईसे ,फाटल करेजवा के सीयब कईसे ,तूही त हउ हमार सोना के सुराही,तुही फूट जइबू त पनिया पियब कईसे
खालीयो शिशा मे निशान रह जाला,टूटल दिल मे भी अरमान रह जाला,जवन खामोशी से गुजर जाला,उ दरिय़ा भी आपन दिल मे तूफान राखेला
म़त फैका पत्थर पानी मा यहू के केहू पीएल ,मत हो उदास ज़िन्दगी मा तुहे देख के केहू जीएल
रात में जागल मत कर् सूत लीहल कर् अइसहीं मन में आँसू मत रोकल कर् रो लिहल कर्, हमरा ईयाद में त हरमेसे रहेलस गुमसुम,कबो कबो अपनो के ईयाद कर् लिहल कर्
दरद दे के दरद बढावल ना जाला,दीप जलाके दीप बुझावल ना जाला,प्रेम केतनो बढ़ी पर बेगाना ना होई,दिल लगाके दिल हटावल ना जाला
घुट घुट के भितरे भितरे दर्द के लोर पी रहल बानी,कागज कलम के सँघतिया बना के होठवा के सी रहल बानी,मन होला मर जइतीं उनके चौकठ पर जा के,उनकर बदनामी के डर से आज ले जी रहल बानी
जिनिगी अब पहाड़ जइसन लागे लगल बा,सुखला में बाढ़ जइसे लागे लगल बा,कुछुओ कहाँ बा आपन अब, सब झूठीये के भरम बा,साँसो अब उधार जइसन लागे लगल बा
तू का बुझअ का होला तनहाई,तू का जनबअ का होला बेवफाई,हई टूटल पाटीये से पुछअ का होला जुदाई,अरे अब केतना जुलम सहीं जालीम,ई रतीये से पुछअ कब तहार याद ना आईल
चढते फगुनवा जियरा जरि गईल हो, हमार सजना सनेहिया बिसार गईलन हो
तनहा रहल त मोहबबत करे वाला क रशम-वफा हवे, अगर फूल खुशी खातिर होत त केहू जनाजा पर नाही डालत.
रूह समाईल बा ई देह में, देह इ जहान में फसल बा, ज़िंनगी ईहे सिलसिला से बस आगे बढ़ रहल बा
उजरल घर में अब केके ढूँढ़त बाड. तु बरबाद भईला पर ओकर ठिकाना ना रहेला
काश कि ई आंसुवन के साथ तहार याद भी बह जात, त एक दिन तस्सली से बईठ के रो लेंती
काश कि ई आंसुवन के साथ तहार याद भी बह जात,त एक दिन तस्सली से बईठ के रो लेंती
बहुते परेशान बानी तहार नोकरी से ऐ ज़िनगी,ठीक त ईहे होई कि तू हमारो हिसाब क द
अईसन परिंदन के कईद कईल हमार फितरत नईखे,जे हमरा दिल के पिंजरा में रहके भी केहू आउर के संग उड़े क शउख रखे..
तनहा रहल त मोहबबत करे वाला क रशम-वफा हवे,अगर फूल खुशी खातिर होत त केहू जनाजा पर नाही डालत.
हमके कब चाह रहे कि हमके ऊ चाँद मिले य़ा असमान मिले,खाली एगो तमन्ना रहे की हमार ऊ सपना के जहाँ मिले.
मुस्कुरा जे छुपा लेला आपन आंसू , अपने हालत से ऊ गैरन के भी रुला देला.
टूटल जब सपना त के सुनी ई सिसकी, अन्तर क ई चीर व्यथा पलकन पर ठिठकल बा
नजर चुरावे ल तु काहे भला,केहू अपने ही चीज़ चुरावे ला का.
मौसम क मिसाल देही या तोहार,केहू पूछत बा कि बदले केकरा आवेला.
हमरे मन क कमरा जवन कहिये से खाली पड़ल बा, ओके तहार क़दम क आहट भी, शोर जइनस लागेला
उजाला आपन याद क हमरे साथ रहे द,न जाने कवने गली में जिनगी क शाम हो जाइ.
तहार ई बेरूखी कवनो काम क ना रह जाई,आ जाई अपने दिल के समझावे हमरा त
ना अब मुड़ के देखा तु , ना कवनो आवाज़ दा हमके,बड़ी मुश्किल से सीखले हई, तहरा के
मुहब्बत ऊ बारिश हअ ..जेके छूवे के कोशिश में,हथवा त गीला हो जाय़ेला .आऊर अखिय़ो नम रहेला,बाकि हाथ फिर भी खालीय़े रहेला.
व्हावास तू शतायूषी,व्हावास तू दीर्घायुषी,ही एक माझी इच्छा,तुझ्या भावी जीवनासाठी,!वाढदिवसाच्या शुभेच्छा !
तुझा वाढदिवस आमच्यासाठी जणु,पर्वणीच असते!,ओली असो वा सुकी असो, पार्टी तर ठरलेलीच असते!!मग कधी करायची पार्टी? वाढदिवसाच्या अनेक शुभेच्छा!
आजचा दिवस आमच्यासाठीही खास आहे, तुला उदंड आयुष्य लाभो,मनी हाच ध्यास आहे! यशस्वी हो, औक्षवंत हो,
अनेक आशीर्वादांसह –वाढदिवसाच्या अनेक शुभेच्छा
आयुष्याच्या या पायरीवर,तुमच्या नव्या जगातील नव्या स्वप्नांना बहर येऊ दे तुमच्या इच्छा तुमच्या आकांक्षा उंच उंच भरारी घेऊ दे.मनात आमच्या एकच इच्छा आपणास उद्दंड आयुष्य लाभू दे…
वाढदिवसाच्या हार्दिक हार्दिक शुभेच्छा….
आजचा दिवस आमच्यासाठीही खास आहे,तुला उदंड आयुष्य लाभो,मनी हाच ध्यास आहे.यशस्वी हो, औक्षवंत हो,
अनेक आशीर्वादांसह.. वाढदिवसाच्या अनेक शुभेच्छा….
व्हावास तू शतायूषी…
व्हावास तू दीर्घायुषी….
तुझ्या भावी जीवनासाठी वाढदिवसाच्या शुभेच्छा……….
जल्लोश आहे गावाचा,कारण वाढदिवस आहे,माझ्या भावाचा!!!वाढदिवसाच्या हार्दीक शुभेच्छा…
आयुष्यात कितीही चांगली कर्म करा, कौतुक हे स्मशानातच होतं.
काय माहित तिला स्वतःच सौंदर्यचा एवढा का गर्व आहे, बहुतेक तिच आधार कार्ड अजुन आलेल नसेल.
मी आरसा समोर असतांना जगाच सर्वात Smart व्यक्ति पाहिले आहे.
प्रेम हे रबरासारख असतं, एकाने सोडून दिलं तर ज्याने धरून ठेवलंय त्यालाच जास्त लागतं.
आपल्या Boyfriend ला “माझा बेबी” “माझा पील्लु” बोलनारा मुलींनो, पुढच्या रविवारी त्यांना पोलियो पाजून आना.
देवाचे #मंदीर असो किंवा तुटणारा #तारा… जेव्हा पण माझे डोळे बंद होतील तेव्हा मी फक्त आणि फक्त तुलाच मागेन…
डोक शांत असेल तर निर्णय चुकत नाहीत, आणि भाषा गोड असेल तर माणसं तुटत नाहीत.
तु हा तर म्हण सगळयांची वाट लावतो अन तु नाय तर म्हण मग तुझी वाट लावतो.
कुणी चुकला की__आम्ही ठोकलाच!!
प्रोब्लेम प्रोब्लेम नाही आहे_प्रोब्लेम तुझ्हा विचित्र Attitude आहे..
माझ्याशी खेळू नका_ कारण मी Champion आहे..!!
माझा Attitude कायम माझ्या पोकेत मध्ये असतो…!!
!Premata आसो की davakhan’yata ,sagaḷe ekaca vicaratata गंभीर AHE का ….
Śaryata ajuna sampaleli नही करण मील ajuna jinklelo नही….
‘गुना juḷale’ki लग्न hotata ,doṣa juḷale की Maitri..!!
माजा TECA ,Loka karatata…..
मुलींना अक्कल असते का?…
‘अहो, इकडे पण बघा ना…’!!!
प्रेम एक आदर्श गोष्ट आहे_ लग्न एक प्रत्यक्ष गोष्ट आहे…!!
जीवन गणित आहे लग्न त्याची बेरीज __ आहे संसार त्याचा गुणाकार आहे अखेर त्याचे मृत्यु आहे. ..!!
जगतोय मस्तीत जरी _नापास झालोय चौथीत..!!
जर खर ‎प्रेम‬ असेल तर दुसरा कोणता व्यक्ती आवडत नाही…..आवडलाच तर ते खर प्रेम नाही..
पोरीनां प्रपोज‬ करायला काय नाय ‪#‎राव‬ पण,… ‪#‎पोरगी‬ समजुन घेणारी ‪#‎भेटली‬ पाहिजे … ना..
जगासाठी कुणीही नसलेली व्यक्ती आपल्यासाठी ‪#‎विशेष‬ असते….
आपल्या Dp सारखीच आपली Life पन अंधारात गेली आहे, या अंधाऱ्या आयुष्यात कधी काय घडत असत समजतच नाय…
कोणी प्रेमाने ‪#‎गोड_बोलणार‬ नसत म्हणून दिवसभर सँड ‪#‎पोस्ट‬ करत असतो….
आईचा आशीर्वाद आणि __वडिलांच्या शिव्या..!!
ई अं नोट अ स्पेचिअल पेर्सोन ,भुत ई अं जुस्त लिमिटेड एदितिओन
माझा Status चेच्क करू नका , जा तुमच्या GF शी लोवे करा…
Status उपलब्ध नाही..नंतर चेच्क करा…
जर प्रेम संपणारच आहे…. तर मग ते करायच कशाला..?
या जगात बार मध्ये बसायला, जागा आणि प्रेम नेहमी कमी पडत….
साली आपली भी स्माईल खूप स्वीट होती पण खरे प्रेम झाले आणि स्माईल गायब झाली.
माणंसावर जेवढ प्रेम कराव तेवढेच ते दुर जातात.
प्रेमात कधीतरी टाईमपास करावा,
पण टाईमपास म्हणून कधीच प्रेम करू नये.
जो खर प्रेम करतो त्याचीच ओंजळ नेहमी रिकामी राहते…
मला तीच पाहिजे विषय संपला…
आयुष्यभर हसवेन तुला पण मला कधी रडवून जाऊ नकोस
जगातील सर्वात सुंदर गोष्ट…म्हणजे प्रेम जि सहसा मिळत नाही…
प्रत्येक वेळी आपण शहाणे आहोत हे दाखवणं असतं,पण त्याच्या समोर वेडेपणांचे वागणं असतं…
तुझ्या शिवाय एक क्षण ही जात नाहीं माझा, हे सांगायचे आहे तुला.
प्रेम म्हणजे, पावसाची सर…प्रेम म्हणजे, स्वप्नातलं घर…
मी पण अश्या मुलीवर ‎प्रेम‬ केल..कि तिला ‪विसरयला‬ शक्य नव्हत आणि तिला मिळवण माझ्या ‪नशिबात‬ नव्हत
एकांतात तर त्याची आठवण येतेच, पण चार चौघात सुद्धा त्याचं आठवणं असतं.
“प्रे” म्हणजे प्रेरणा तुझी…“म” म्हणजे मन माझ.
देवाला जे मागितलं ते सर्व मिळाल पण..जेव्हा तुला मागितल ते देवालाही नाही देता आल …
जो खर प्रेम करतो त्याचीच ओंजळ नेहमी रिकामी राहते…
येईन स्वप्नात मिटल्या डोळ्यात घेशील का मला??
तुझ्या मनाच गुलाबी फुल देशिल का मला??
तुझी प्रत्येक आठवण या ह्रदयाशी खास आहे.
तु आहेस ह्रदयात म्हणूनच चालू हा श्वास आहे..
कधी येईल तो दिवस तु एका क्षणात समोर ‪येशील‬ आणि,म्हणशील मी ‪‎तुझ्याशिवाय‬ जगुच ‪शकत‬ नाही…
“प्राण माझा असला तरी,श्वास मात्र तुझाचं आहे…!!
प्रेम माझे असले तरी,सुगंध मात्र तुझाचं आहे….!!”
माझ्यापेक्षा चांगले भेटतील तुला पण माझ्यासारखा नाही …
तू अस नको समजु की तू मला सोडून दिल्यावर मी जगुच शकणार नाही…
साली आपली भी स्माईल खूप स्वीट होती पण खरे प्रेम झाले आणि स्माईल गायब झाली..
स्वत:ला जिंकायचे असेल तर डोक्याचा उपयोग करा;इतरांना जिंकायचे असेल तर हृदयाचा उपयोगकरा…
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