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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

I’m the dude with cool attitude

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

My life my rules. _|_

move on…

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car.

Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega

Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.”

I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

Time is precious waste it wisely.

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails

Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!

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I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Hey there….. be there.

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

typing….

People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…

“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.

Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

“I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],i would shoot you twice.

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

battery about to die

Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…

Urgent calls only

WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

Status under construction.No status available

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

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Life is short, chat fast..!!!

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

Life is too short to be updating status

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

Too busy to update a status. 0_o

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

formula for sucess…….under promise and over deliver…….

I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

Life is journey. I am traveler.

I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

Life must go on 🙂

You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

Always trying to cool my self.

I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children

Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.

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Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

“Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it’s working”

Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..

WISDOM is the gold refinement of life

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..

‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

“To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

I am Waiting for GF Message!

I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

People are like ‘Music’ some say the ‘Truth’ and rest, Just noise..

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa

Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And
Dad Knows What Boys Are….

A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas 🙂

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich…. You want those leftovers too?

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.

“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attit

Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you dont really care..dude
depends on who you are!”

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.

im cool but global warming made me hot

“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.

Without me its just awso.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

 

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.

100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)

”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say,

“Sorry, got these sacks”.

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“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your
dreams.”

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

love is when you feel totally complete

Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.

If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

“You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you.”

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

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I love the passion between us

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

All you need is Love

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

Love is letting go of fear

since 1910

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness

I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

I took IQ test …..results were negative

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.

think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…

If procastination was an olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.