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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.1
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car.
Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
Hey there….. be there.
typing….
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
“I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”
The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)
You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains
I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.
Whattsapp status is loading
battery about to die
Urgent calls only
Status under construction.No status available
Life is short, chat fast..!!!
Life is too short to be updating status
Too busy to update a status. 0_o
formula for sucess…….under promise and over deliver…….
since 1910
Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Error: status unavailable
Waiting for wi-fi network.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Not always available, try your luck ?
Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’
”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
I don’t think we love each other in the same way. And…I think keeping you near me, would destroy me.
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!
“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.
I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
If procastination was an olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
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Life is short talk fast
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
I took IQ test …..results were negative
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice
Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here
I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!
Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee
The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.
“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.
“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
“Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it’s working”
WISDOM is the gold refinement of life
‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘
“To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa
Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.
I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?
A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Everything that kills me makes me feel aliv
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?
“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.
Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
Without me its just awso.
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”
love is when you feel totally complete
If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
“You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you.”
I love the passion between us
All you need is Love
Love is letting go of fear
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious
Only you can change yourself, no one else can
One of the reasons why I love you is b’coz you make me smile for no reason.
You`ll never be perfect. But you`ll always be unique
hard times will always reveal the real friends..
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever
Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable!
“Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.”
“My attitude is based on how you treat me.”
“Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last. ”
Raaste ki parwah karunga…to MANZIL bura maan jayegi…!!
Lost time is never found again.
I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall…
Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original
My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..
Love is just love, it can never explained.
You are the reason why I smile, I love, I breath, I live
I enjoy when people shows attitude to me
You should never play with someones heart!!!
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??
My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude…
I am not a king but my love is Queen
I Found the Way to Love everyone But I didn’t learn the way to Feel Others LOVE to me.
I can die happy now, because I have seen a piece of heaven “Its U”
I believe in love at first sight, No need to walk in again.
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
There are so many people in the world but in my world there is only one person and that’s you.
You like sleeping? Me too
Boys are like purses: Cute, full of crap and can always be replaced.
My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
I dont need to dream, I got you!
All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
I LOVE the way you HURT me!
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent
Let make it short and simple, I love you.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..
Sold My Soul to You ♥
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Don’t judge someone’s life until you’ve felt their pain
Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.
Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Hey there whatsapp is using me
Better to b alone than being wid sme1 who makes u feel alone…
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Keep it simple, keep it honest, keep it real.
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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
Live♀,Laugh☺,Love♥
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Status under construction.. comming soon…
Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you
If things go wrong, don’t go with them
life is a sweet music ….just play it…
Life is short, why to waste in updating Status..
My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude..
Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…
Love in your heart brings life to your soul.
I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart
Keep Your Attitude In Your Pocket I Have My own
I’ll do what I like, when I like, wherever I like, with whoever I like, however I like..because I like!!!
I love hearing rumors about myself,most of the time, its stuff I didn’t even know about myself
I am not getting stuck on this page. I know God has a new chapter for me filled with blessings, favor and victory!
My personality stays within me wherever I am.
My attitude depends on the people in front of me.
If people have a problem with you, always remember, it is THEIR problem.
Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!
Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..
There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look
All things are possible
People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t
Common sense is not so common
Always trying to cool my self
Error:status is unavailable.
The hell was full so i come back soon
We’re like diamonds in the sky
hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.
Hi there! I am using my brain!
Status is still loading.
Google on my mind
It’s hard to being a superwoman
You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.
Thanks for being in my life
Never too busy to be happy ?
Life is journey. I am traveller.
Love Is My Favorite Mistake
Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.
So far, but I love you always
I don’t care because you not fair
Some mistakes should be committed one time
Follow your heart and see where you land.
Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving
Life without mistakes is like , education without books.
Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.
If u love someone time and distance never be a problem
Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.
Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.
A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!
Have a good time ?
Life must go on ?
Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.
never give people permission to disrespect you….
Divorce your EGO.
Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.
Distance is everything
One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom cool.
Secrets…are the very root of cool
Computer Engineering Status
life is simple if we are simple….
love is life no love no life
Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation
Life is simple, people are complicated…
Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
If you like fizzy drink you will love me!
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
Waiting for wi-fi network.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?
Again Single, but with Experience.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Life is short talk fast
Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. ?
Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….
Status under construction.
Whattsapp status is loading
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
typing….
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Common sense is not so common
Always trying to cool my self
Error:status is unavailable.
The hell was full so i come back soon
We’re like diamonds in the sky
hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.
Hi there! I am using my brain!
Status is still loading.
Google on my mind
It’s hard to being a superwoman
Not always available, try your luck ?
Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pendrive safely.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!
Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..
There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look
All things are possible
People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t
apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raj
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
I took IQ test …..results were negative
since 1910
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
Hey there….. be there.
move on…
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.
Thanks for being in my life
Never too busy to be happy ?
Life is journey. I am traveller.
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Love Is My Favorite Mistake
Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.
So far, but I love you always
When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are
Stop checking my status!!! Go Get A Life
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it..
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I don’t care because you not fair
Some mistakes should be committed one time
Follow your heart and see where you land.
Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving
Life without mistakes is like , education without books.
Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.
If u love someone time and distance never be a problem
Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.
Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.
A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!
Have a good time ?
Life must go on ?
Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.
never give people permission to disrespect you….
Divorce your EGO.
Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.
Distance is everything
One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom
Secrets…are the very root of cool
life is simple if we are simple….
love is life no love no life
Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation
Life is simple, people are complicated…
Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
If you like fizzy drink you will love me!
Best whatsapp status
Do more of what makes you happy
We will either find a way, or make one
Be happy, live free.
Keep calm and wait for right opportunities!
Always hope,its a spark of a great beginning
Smile and the world will smile backSmile
The only people who never fail are those who never try
Friends are the jewels of life!
Divorce your EGO.
If you are happy you are never lonely….
If u want to grew, always be true
Life without mistakes is like, education without books
Smile is the best source to win hearts..
Life is simple if we are simple….
Always keep smiling
You can do anything you want, or be
Always give your best never worry for results
Life is short, so enjoy the life
Enjoy because it’s going to happen anyway!!
Speak little, do much.
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It’s hard to being a superwoman
I don’t care because you not fair
My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.
First lady second body and if interested then study..
Sorry VIP status you can’t see
Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.
I know I haven’t changed but I’m not the same.
Marriage is a workshop…. Where husband works, wife shops…
Hello! Problems where are you looking I am here.
Is your name WI-FI ? ’cause I’m feeling connection
Google on my mind
Common sense is not so common
Hi there! I am using my brain!
People says impossible is nothing, I do nothing everyday
I know you look on my status
Today its me, tomorrow will be u
So many girls, not much time
My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..
There’s someone in my head but it’s not me
Sorry no status available…
Smile is nothing like always happy
People with status don’t need status…
Don’t under estimate My power
I am hot dude with cool attitude
Courage knows what not to fear
Time change Priority changes
Whatever you will live at the end you will leave
I still care, that’s the problem
Your eyes are my status.
Have a good time Smile
Life must go on ?
I’m an angel with an attitude…mind it Smile
Follow your heart and see where you land.
I don’t need to be wanted I want to be needed…
My attitude changes depend on who I’m around.
I can’t see myself without you…
Always trying to cool my self
Try to say letter m without your lips touching
“Cool boy’s” £njoy all the testes of Life ?
The person who hates you ,loves you the most
love is like a coin look from both side
Never leave faith, cause faith is very dangerous thing to lose
Love is blind so be careful
Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.
Love is not about possession, Love is about appreciation
Love is like a war easy to begin but hard to end
So far, but I love you always
Love Is My Favorite Mistake
Love don’t need perfectness its need to be true
If u love someone time and distance never be a problem
Love doesn’t walk away, people do.
Love is proved right when you cry harder
Love is in the air
Thanks God for creating love
Love is the word you can never understand
Where there is Love.. There is life
Dream without fear, love without limits..
Forget the haters…because some body loves you
Love is like way of life if you don’t go in it u will die
Love is not a heart of life; it is only a part of life.
Love is a beautiful thing only when it is received!!
love never dies, only lover changes
Sunshine of your love
Love is the best in my life
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
I am the eye in the sky. Looking at you
Nothing last forever.
If i have wings why m i always walking…
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Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one
Always spend your valuable time with your self…
Better to be true and bad as false and fine Smile
The Past Doesn’t Equal The Future.
Nothing is worth having if it isn’t worth showing
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Born to express not to impress: D
Don’t judge someone until you’ve felt their pain
It’s easy to say, but it’s hard to prove.
Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
Live free or die hard
There is always a little truth in a lie.
Life never bends it’s the situation..
Life is journey. I am traveler.
Note the past, it’s you who decides the future!
Don’t mix bad words with your bad mood
If things go wrong, don’t go with them.
Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will
You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep
A smile suits every kind of clothes
WAITING TO BE PART OF SOMEONES DP………
The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)
You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains
I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.
Whattsapp status is loading
battery about to die
Urgent calls only
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!
“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.
I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
If procastination was an olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
Life is short talk fast
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
I took IQ test …..results were negative
You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice
Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for
everything
Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!
“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee
The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.
“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.
“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
“Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it’s working”
WISDOM is the gold refinement of life
‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘
“To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”
