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2 years ago Logical, 1 year ago Digital, Forever its Mechanical

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

Air – aerodynamics; Water – fluid mechanics, hydrostatics, dynamics; Fire – Thermodynamics,temperature, cryogenics; Sky – vacuum; Earth –
Metallurgy, casting.

ALL ARE NOT FOOLS………………SOME CHOOSE MECH!

As you may know, I am a Mechanical Engineer.

Ask ME about my TOOLBOX!

Ask ME for a Lube job

Can do it again & again I Reciprocate..!

Can you hate ME??

Casting the world, Forging the campus, Shaping the universe, Welding the rest of all braches, Bcoz, We are the Men, We are the machine,  and we are Mechanical Engineer’s

Civil Engineers build targets, Mechanical Engineers build planes and missiles.

Cranks and wheels with piston and gears no one’s like us and not even dares we the creator of machines and others despair just bcoz we are

the Mechanical Engineers

Dad’s pit screw

Do u know the meaning of ME? ; MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME.

East or West; Mech is best

Engineers do it with precision.

Every nut needs a bolt.

Evil Genius cleverly disguised as a MECHANICAL ENGINEER.

Fear of mexx is the beginning of wisdom

Feeling Lonely at the Top!!! – Mechanical Engineer.

From Screwing to Manufacturing… We do it all..

Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes smell really bad.

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Gentlemen I will start your Engines.

Get in GEAR with a MECHANICAL ENGINEER

Give me a lever long enough & much space to stand I will move whole the earth.

GOD IS A MECHANICAL ENGINEER, SO AM I!!!!

Got the Nerve to dare ME?

Had we, a place to stand upon, we might raise the world

Hammer rules the world” no one can replace us

Harmony with the nature, than any other creature.

Have you checked your oil lately?

Highly MECHANIZED.

I am a Mechanical Engineer, not a magician

I am not a mechanic but a MECHANICAL ENGINEER

I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineer

I am not a NUT but I can SCREW well

I believe in Big Bang theory

I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your Horn Louder

I SCREW for a Living

If it isn’t broken, take it apart and fix it.

If u r not living life on the edge u r simply taking too much space….—-MEXX ATTITUDE

If you like me raise your Hand else raise your Standard – I am just ME!

I’m a Mechanical Engineer Not a magician.

Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME!

Is Hell endothermic or exothermic ?

It’s not that I can’t explain, it’s just that you wouldn’t understand

Join us or dare to bit us..

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Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee

Let me check your HORN

Let me tighten your BOLTS!

Life is fluid

Machinist do it with Precession

Make a way for mighty MEXX or get screwed. Machines Rule the World, We rule the Machines…

Mam, please enter the RPM

ME – The God Father of Engineering

ME Engineers do it with precision

ME…. This is what an engineer looks like..

MECH Dares, all other just STARES

MECHANICAL ENGINEER – It is what it is…

Mechanical Engineer do it with fluid dynamics

Mechanical Engineer, I’m kind of Big Deal….!!

MECHANICAL ENGINEERING – Profession for intelligent people.

MECHANICAL ENGINEERING, a shear DELIGHT

Mechanical Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become software

Mechanical Engineers do it automatically

Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency

Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain

Mechanical Engineers: The world does resolve around us

Mechanical, Rule the World..!

Mercury level is raising because Mechanical is on Fire

Mine is not to ask Why, Mine is to Tool and die..!

Never take ME as granted…!!!

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No BUGS to kill, no CIRCUITS to fill…. V r born to rule…. V r da MeChIz

No Fluctuation, No error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule Forever

No TECH without MECH

No Teeth No World, No Gears No World

Nut is as per bolt

Once it was Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was Mechanical

Rear End Collision Specialist

Religion: Engineer; Caste: Mechanical

Royal Mech — We know how to screw……..!!!

Shame on u girls still I am single — THE MECHANICAL ENGINEER

So what if u r not an Mech Engineer everybody is not born Perfectionist

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, and blow – This is how ME Loves to do it

Suck-squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it in a 4stroke way

They came…They saw… But mech conquered.

Trust me I am an ME

We always screw safely!

We are studs…We screw from both sides.

We are the gear of tomorrow

We are the ones ur mom had warned u about!

We build Machines that Build Machines

We crank up the lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the “Mechanical Engineers”

We do it FOUR STROKE way

We have what it takes what you have

We make the world

We Mech the world

We mech— WE MOVE THE WORLD!!!

When the Mechanical rest, the World rust

When there is a Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah dats ME

When we Screw, even Metals Cry….!!

When we shine we Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the world, We are Kings of all…Mechanical
Engineers !

Who has two thumbs and loves being a Mechanical Engineer?

Without ME, Physics is just a theory.

“My attitude is based on how you treat me.”

“Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last. ”

Raaste ki parwah karunga…to MANZIL bura maan jayegi…!!

Lost time is never found again.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall…

Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original

My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

Love is just love, it can never explained.

You are the reason why I smile, I love, I breath, I live

I enjoy when people shows attitude to me

You should never play with someones heart!!!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

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My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude…

I am not a king but my love is Queen

I Found the Way to Love everyone But I didn’t learn the way to Feel Others LOVE to me.

I can die happy now, because I have seen a piece of heaven “Its U”

I believe in love at first sight, No need to walk in again.

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

There are so many people in the world but in my world there is only one person and that’s you.

You like sleeping? Me too

Boys are like purses: Cute, full of crap and can always be replaced.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

I dont need to dream, I got you!

All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

I LOVE the way you HURT me!

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

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Sold My Soul to You ♥

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Don’t judge someone’s life until you’ve felt their pain

Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.

Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

Hey there whatsapp is using me

Better to b alone than being wid sme1 who makes u feel alone…

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

Keep it simple, keep it honest, keep it real.

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

Live♀,Laugh☺,Love♥

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

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Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you

If things go wrong, don’t go with them

life is a sweet music ….just play it…

Life is short, why to waste in updating Status..

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My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude..

Love is beautiful mistake of my life.

Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…

Love in your heart brings life to your soul.

I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart

Keep Your Attitude In Your Pocket I Have My own

I’ll do what I like, when I like, wherever I like, with whoever I like, however I like..because I like!!!

I love hearing rumors about myself,most of the time, its stuff I didn’t even know about myself

I am not getting stuck on this page. I know God has a new chapter for me filled with blessings, favor and victory!

My personality stays within me wherever I am.

My attitude depends on the people in front of me.

If people have a problem with you, always remember, it is THEIR problem.

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

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The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

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Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy ?

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

So far, but I love you always

I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time ?

Life must go on ?

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom cool.

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is simple, people are complicated…

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

If you like fizzy drink you will love me!

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

Again Single, but with Experience.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Life is short talk fast

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. ?

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

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Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

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The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

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Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

Not always available, try your luck ?

Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pendrive safely.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raj

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

I took IQ test …..results were negative

since 1910

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Hey there….. be there.

move on…

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy ?

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

So far, but I love you always

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are

Stop checking my status!!! Go Get A Life

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it..

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I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time ?

Life must go on ?

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is simple, people are complicated…

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

If you like fizzy drink you will love me!

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Do more of what makes you happy

We will either find a way, or make one

Be happy, live free.

Keep calm and wait for right opportunities!

Always hope,its a spark of a great beginning

Smile and the world will smile backSmile

The only people who never fail are those who never try

Friends are the jewels of life!

Divorce your EGO.

If you are happy you are never lonely….

If u want to grew, always be true

Life without mistakes is like, education without books

Smile is the best source to win hearts..

Life is simple if we are simple….

Always keep smiling

You can do anything you want, or be

Always give your best never worry for results

Life is short, so enjoy the life

Enjoy because it’s going to happen anyway!!

Speak little, do much.

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It’s hard to being a superwoman

I don’t care because you not fair

My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.

First lady second body and if interested then study..

Sorry VIP status you can’t see

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

I know I haven’t changed but I’m not the same.

Marriage is a workshop…. Where husband works, wife shops…

Hello! Problems where are you looking I am here.

Is your name WI-FI ? ’cause I’m feeling connection

Google on my mind

Common sense is not so common

Hi there! I am using my brain!

People says impossible is nothing, I do nothing everyday

i know you look on my status

Today its me, tomorrow will be u

So many girls, not much time

My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

There’s someone in my head but it’s not me

Sorry no status available…

Smile is nothing like always happy

People with status don’t need status…

Don’t under estimate My power

I am hot dude with cool attitude

Courage knows what not to fear

Time change Priority changes

Whatever you will live at the end you will leave

I still care, that’s the problem

Your eyes are my status.

Have a good time Smile

Life must go on ?

I’m an angel with an attitude…mind it Smile

Follow your heart and see where you land.

I don’t need to be wanted I want to be needed…

My attitude changes depend on who I’m around.

I can’t see myself without you…

Always trying to cool my self

Try to say letter m without your lips touching

“Cool boy’s” £njoy all the testes of Life ?

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The person who hates you ,loves you the most

love is like a coin look from both side

Never leave faith, cause faith is very dangerous thing to lose

Love is blind so be careful

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

Love is not about possession, Love is about appreciation

Love is like a war easy to begin but hard to end

So far, but I love you always

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love don’t need perfectness its need to be true

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love doesn’t walk away, people do.

Love is proved right when you cry harder

Love is in the air

Thanks God for creating love

Love is the word you can never understand

Where there is Love.. There is life

Dream without fear, love without limits..

Forget the haters…because some body loves you

Love is like way of life if you don’t go in it u will die

Love is not a heart of life; it is only a part of life.

Love is a beautiful thing only when it is received!!

love never dies, only lover changes

Sunshine of your love

Love is the best in my life

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Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

I am the eye in the sky. Looking at you

Nothing last forever.

If i have wings why m i always walking…

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one

Always spend your valuable time with your self…

Better to be true and bad as false and fine Smile

The Past Doesn’t Equal The Future.

Nothing is worth having if it isn’t worth showing

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Born to express not to impress: D

Don’t judge someone until you’ve felt their pain

It’s easy to say, but it’s hard to prove.

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

Live free or die hard

There is always a little truth in a lie.

Life never bends it’s the situation..

Life is journey. I am traveler.

Note the past, it’s you who decides the future!

Don’t mix bad words with your bad mood

If things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep

A smile suits every kind of clothes

WAITING TO BE PART OF SOMEONES DP………

The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.

I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.

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If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],i would shoot you twice.

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