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Dear friends, Today I will be sharing some important whatsapp status specially for IT / Computer Engineers.

Someone asked an engineer, why you feel proud of being an engineer? He smiled and said “A lawyer’s income increases with increase in crime and litigation. A doctor’s income increases with increase in diseases/illness. But an engineer’s income increases with increase in prosperity of people and nation”

As an engineering student I know how engineers live and spent their time in Hostels as well as in private rooms because Engineers are Engineers no matter where they live or what they eat? If you are an Engineer or going to be Engineer or preparing for Engineering exam this post is for you only.

Whatsapp status for IT Engineers

No matter how much sleep I get, I`m always tired when I get up for college !

Trying To Sleep Early Is Like Trying To Get NIT Girls To Accept  Your Friend Request. Never Fuckin’ Happens. Broken heart

The most important thing is to keep the most important thing the most important thing.

Most times your computer is not responding as you expected – first try to find out if the “ERROR” is not sitting right next to the computer.

I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but  atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

When I see my current CGPA , I think,I’ve qualified JEE or not .

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life 🙂

Happiness=Lecture cancelled .

Happiness is a Public holiday that Occur after 5 days in Weekends

Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

Contributing to entropy since 1996.

Others LOL is mine WTF

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–> Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

Waiting for wi-fi network.

I took IQ test …..results were negative

Talent is god given, be humble.

I don’t trust words, I trust actions.

We learn from failure, not from success.

Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, study  rarely. Hot smile

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

I hate Loneliness, but it Loves me more.

I have not an attitude but i have a personality that you can’t  handle.

My gf is lyk Ferrari, i don’t have Ferrari :/

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to
be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just
look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

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The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

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Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy ?

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

So far, but I love you always

I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always
forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The
Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time ?

Life must go on ?

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty
and freedom cool.

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is simple, people are complicated…

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

If you like fizzy drink you will love me!

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

Again Single, but with Experience.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Life is short talk fast

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. ?

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

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The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

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Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

Not always available, try your luck ?

Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.