Love Whatsapp Status Whatsapp status is loading. I am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature Tried to loose weight……. But it keeps finding me. Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE. When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me! I stopped fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side Now. Waiting for wi-fi network. I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them I kept my heart strong like Iron but I didn’t know that your heart is a magnet Be a girl with a mind…A bitch with an attitude… And a lady with class. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love. I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie? The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up. Save water drink beer. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. I’m cool, but global warming made me hot I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. People say you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important. His story is History, My Story is Mystery. When everything comes your way. Then you are on the wrong way. 80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having a brain. Not all men are fools, Some stay a bachelor. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least, we can switch off. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. Exams!!!! The most creative phase of life Love is little fight and romance Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite. “Think and wonder, Wonder and think” Too busy to update a status. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you. I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it. Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y? You’re the reason behind my smile. If I were Nike and you were Mcdonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it! You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me. She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever! Money can’t buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible. Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged. Your LOVE and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD. LOVE THE ONE WHO MAKES UR WORLD BEAUTIFUL Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything. I’m a great lover, I’ll bet. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering. My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.
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Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine. Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…” ♥ love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away. No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it. True romance isn’t Romeo and Juliet who died together but grandma and grandpa who grew old together. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst. Without me its just awso. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you. The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule. When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you. I can’t place anyone above you but I can place myself above you, not to be a master but to be your shield and always protect you. Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. I’ll love you until the day after forever. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”. I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason. Follow your heart but take your brain with you. Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead. If Monday had a face, I would punch it. I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit. Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed. Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers. No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself. Great power comes with great electricity bills. Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!! Life is onetime offers use it well. Life is short smile while you still have teeth. I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice. All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips. People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed. I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”. Silent people have the craziest minds. You look like a before picture. I was pro life before I met you. I don’t get drunk, i get awesome. Marriage means silent suicide. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. You have the perfect face for radio. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.Love Whatsapp Status in Hindi
Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ….Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai Dear time, more weekend please! If you can’t convince them, Confuse them. जी भर गया है तो बता दो हमें इनकार पसंद है इंतजार नहीं…! No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities! We don’t have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other! कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!! खोने की दहशत और पाने की चाहत न होती, तो ना ख़ुदा होता कोई और न इबादत होती . जरूरत और चाहत में बहुत फ़र्क है… कमबख्त़ इसमे तालमेल बिठाते बिठाते ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है !!!! Plzzzz Call Me …. Whatsapp only When u don’t expect reply from Me … Friends r honest with each other, even if the truth hurts Jee karta hai muft me hi use apni jaan de du, Itne masoom kharid’dar se kya len-den karna… कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…iii Whenever I find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock!!! Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.. Mat pucha karo mujhse ki tum mere kya lagte ho Dil k liye dhadkan zaruri h, or mere liye tum….!! Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite. है कोई वकील इस जहान में, जो हारा हुआ इश्क जीता दे मुझको. Mausam ki misaal du ya tumhari, Koi puch betha h badalna kisko kehte h – कैसे बनेगा अमीर वो हिसाब का कच्चा बूढा भिखारी, जो बस एक रुपये के बदले सिग्नल पे खड़ा बेशकीमती दुआए दे देता है। If I trust you, then remember, My trust and your bones. Will get broken simultaneously. ? छुपा लूंगा तुझे इसतरह से बाहों में;हवा भी गुज़रने के लिए इज़ाज़त मांगे;हो जाऊं तेरे इश्क़ में मदहोश इस तरह;कि होश भी वापस आने के इज़ाज़त मांगे. हुकुमत वो ही करता है जिसका दिलो पर राज हो…!! वरना यूँ तो गली के मुर्गो के सर पे भी ताज होता है…!! हर बार हम पर इल्ज़ाम लगा देते हो मोहब्बत का, कभी खुद से भी पूछा है इतने हसीन क्यों हो। Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है…! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है…!! मुझे इतना भी मत घुमा ए जिंदगी, मै शहर का शायर हूँ , “MRF का टायर” नही – I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong. Dusaro की अपेक्षा अगर आपको सफलता, यदि देर से मिले तो निराश नही होना चाहिये क्योँकि मक़ान बनने से ज्यादा समय महल बनने मेँ लगता है|| ऐसा जीवन जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे। Do a bit for people who want to see you smile, they’ll do everything to make you smile. ” बात ” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..! tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega… ? Humne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai. aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai. Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai. Jo beet gya use socha nahi karte ,!jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte… काश कि वो लौट आयें मुझसे यह कहने, कि तुम कौन होते हो मुझसे बिछड़ने वाले..!!! हद से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ.. वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी …… फिर क्यों उसे “चाँद” और मुझे “आवारा” कहते हैं लोग …. ? उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढीली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है… सूरज सितारे चाँद मेरे साथ मेँ रहे जब तक तुम्हारे हाथ मेरे हाथ में रहे शाख़ों से टूट जाये वो पत्ते नहीं हम आँधी से कोई कह दे कि औक़ात में रहे. सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं …..!! Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!! जिस्म से होने वाली मुहब्बत का इज़हार आसान होता है. रुह से हुई मुहब्बत को समझाने में ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है.. काश कि वो लौट आयें मुझसे यह कहने, कि तुम कौन होते हो मुझसे बिछड़ने वाले..!!! हद से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ.. कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो. 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka. Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard. ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha. Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai. तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना, हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!Gym Quotes For WhatsApp
THE HARDEST THING ABOUT EARNING A TITLE IS THE ABILITY TO LIVE UP TO IT
Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!!
Cardio? Is that spanish?
i do it because i can, i can because i want to, i want to because you said i couldn’t
I’m not on steroids, but thanks for asking..
Men shouldn’t hide weakness, they should kill it.
Squat! Because somewhere there’s a girl warming up with your max.
Cheat on your girlfriends, not on your workouts.
Second place is just a spot for the first looser.
Life’s too short to be small
Be proud, but never satisfied.
If you dont live for something you’ll die for nothing
Build your body, build your character
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.
Only you get out, what you put in
If your out of breath, dizzy, feel like vomiting, can’t remember your name, you are on the right road.
Of course its heavy, thats why they call it weight.
The pain of today is the victory of tomorrow.
Yeah, I had a girlfriend once, but she couldn’t spot me, so what was the point?
You must do what others don’t, to achieve what others won’t.
Obsession is what lazy people call dedication.
