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Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja..
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Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara..
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Pata hai Kyu….??
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kyu ki….
dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi…
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale…

aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale..

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Girl : Aaj meri dil ka operation hai..
Boy : Pta hai..
Girl : I love you.
Boy : Main bhi bahut pyar karta hu tumse..
Operation k baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya To
sirf uska baap khada tha…
Girl : Wo kaha hai ??
Father : Tumhe ni pta tumhe dil kisne diya..???
Girl : What..??
Or zor zor se rone lagi…
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Father : Mazak kar raha hu.
Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai.

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Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur
kehna:
SORRY..
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But..
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna,
I AM FINE

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Father:” beta Is Bar Exam Me 90% Marks Lana,,
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Beta:” nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga,,
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Father:” kyu mazak kar raha hai,,
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Beta:” pehle shuru Kisne Kiya??

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Boy: I Love U
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Girl: But I Love Someone Else,
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Boy: Okay, No Problem,
Ur happiness Is More
Important For Me Than Ur Love. . .
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MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan
Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

College Life: Means…

8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol…

. Means… Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes…! .

Means… Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette…! .

Means… Principal call for insult, 6 gangster & all r saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja…! .

Means… 1 girl, 6 frnds & all r saying, teri bhabhi teri bhabhi…! .

Means.! Everything stupid but sumthing sensible Like friendship.

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

A girl on phone
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2nd girl : Kisse baat kar rahi hai ??
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1st girl : Bhai se
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2nd girl : Meko bhi baat karne de na
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1st girl : Kamini tera hi bhai hai

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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation..

1. At movies:” hey! What r u doing here.. ??
Me:” tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha ticket black karne aata hu..

2. In bus:” A fat lady steps onmy feet:
“arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me:” Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek baar fir se karo na..

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:” sorry yaar!
So raha tha kya.. ??
Me:” Nai yaar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki practise kar raha tha..

4. when they see me with shorter hair:
“yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ??
Me:” Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekha
to andar chale gaye!!
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5. When some 1 call me on myland line n asks “where r u.. ??
Me:” yaar mai market mai hu, phone b gale me latka kar le aaya hu.

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She: baby nind nahi aa rahi
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Me: ohh toh ab ?
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She: baby apni baho me le lo aa jayegi
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Me: meri baho me chloroform laga hai jo
tujhe osey soongh ke nind aa jayegi..
Natak mat kar so ja chup chap
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*Single Again*

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Ek Sacchi Baat
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Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein
Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai

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Ek Baar Ek Pagal aapne aap ko Khath Likh Raha Tha …
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Doctor- kya kar rahe ho ..
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Pagal – dikta nahi teko khath likh raha hun.
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Doctor- khath likh rahe ho…..kis ko likh rahe ho.
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Pagal – aapne aap ko
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Doctor – Ooo to khath me kya likha hai hai.
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Pagal – meko kya pta meko avi mila thodina hai.

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Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha.
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola”Kal
aake le jaoonga”.
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta.
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha.
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Chor Bola”isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar dunga.”
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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“Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.”Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya.
Usne Dost se puchha
“Kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: “Bolta hai goli marde. Main
nahin bataunga..

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Mistake Mistake Mistake
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If a BARBER makes a mistake its a
new style,
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake
its a new law,
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake its
a new invention,
If a TAILOR makes a mistake its a
new fashion,
If a TEACHER makes a mistake its
a new theory,
If a STUDENT makes a mistake its
a “MISTAKE”

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Agar mobile INDIA me bante to
usme message templates kuch
aise hote:
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1. Kamine call kar
2. Cigarette lete hue aana
3. teri bhabi k sath hu
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no. tode
5. kaha hai saale ??
6. kal college ya bunk…??
7. Dimag mat khaa.
8. Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
2-3senti msg to bhej
9. Abhi call mat karo jaanu,
papa jaag rhe hai
10. Baad me baat karti hu
mummy samne hai
11. ghumne chal rahi ho??
12. saale bottle lekar aayeyo
13. Zinda hai…ya mar gaya.
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N THE MOST IMPORTANT…
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14. balance nahi hai, call kar…

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In a party..

Wife: Look At that guy
drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years back he
proposed me & I rejected him
Husband: Oh my god, he
is still celebrating.

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Pyaar + khayal = Maa.

Pyaar + Dar = Papa.

Pyaar + Saath = Behan.

Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai.

Pyaar + Zindagi = GF

Pyaar + Masti = Friends

Pyaar+Khayal+Dar+Saath+Ladai+Zindagi+Masti =Wife

Married life is so easy,
Its just like a walk in the Park.!!
but the problem
is That the Park is- ‘Jurassic Park’ Lo karlo walk…!!

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya,,
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Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li,,
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Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the??
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Pappu: nahi to,,
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Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Pappu: Aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai.

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

The awsm line of school days
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Oye tune bhi homework ni kiya
chal acha hai sath
me bhar niklenge dono

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
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Pagal- Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi
Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap
Ne Shadi Kar Li.
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Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad
Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti MeriMaa
Ban Gayi,
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Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri
Behan Huyi,
Par Main Uski Nani Ka Shohar
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Isliye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Huyi, Isi
Tarah Mera
Beta Apni Dadi Ka
Bhai Ban Gaya or Main
Apne Bete
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Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Beta Apne
Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya aur
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Dr: Chup Kar Sale Mujhe BhiPagal
Karega Kya?

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai..
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Girl: ‘Attitude’ Ki Spelling Bata?
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Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai.. !

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Ticket Checker – Ticket dikhao

Pappu – Aa lo ji.

Ticket Checker – Eh ta purani ticket hai. 😐

Pappu – toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai.

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Boy 2 girl – Apni body to dekho
jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!
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Girl – isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k
mere pas Kutta kyo khada hai.

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Cutest Proposal
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Girl : tum mere peeche kyu chal rhe ho .. ? ? ? ?

Boy :tum mere aage kyu chal rhi ho ??

Girl : to tum chahte kya ho ? ?

Boy : Sath Sath Chalna

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Exam se pehle pappu ne ek hi nibandh yaad kiya tha ….
‘MY FRIEND’

Aur exam me aaya …..
‘MY FATHER’

par pappu gabhraya nahi…hoshiyari dikhai aur yaad kiye hue nibandh me “Friend” shabd ki jagah “Father” likh kar aa gaya.
Jis examiner ne uski copy check ki wo aaj tak behosh hai !!

Pappu wrote:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON.
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS.
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE
AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO
MANY OF MY FATHERS.
My uncle is also my Father.
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY
NEIGHBOUR..
And I love all my Fathers.
b’coz
Har ek Father zaruri hota hai

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD
marta tha.
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Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi
jaunga mere pet me dard he.
(Sattaak…)
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Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi
jooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak…)
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Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka
beta hai (Sattaak…)

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi
Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.

Ladki: “Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa
Shampoo Dena”

Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle
Deta Hai.

Ladki: “Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo Free
Gift Hai Woh To Do”

Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Par Aisa
Koi Gift Nahi Hai ”
Ladki: “Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai
Dandruff Free“

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Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rahi thi
Boli lagi..
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15 lakh
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20 lakh
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40 lakh
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Husband : sab pagal hai kya?? is
khataare gadi
me aisa kya hai?
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Seller : iske 23 accident hue hai,
har bar sirf biwi
mari hai..
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Husband : iski maa ki..
…1 Crore..!!!

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Zindagi Me Sabse Jyada Dard
DIL tutne Par Nahi YAKEEN
Tutne Par Hota Hain……
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Kyonki
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Ham Jis Par Yakeen Karte Hain
Usi Se DIL Lgate Hain.

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.!
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Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar thha kya..??
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Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta hein to,
tera baap pehle bhikari thha kya..!!

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache ..
road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1
bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
Socho, read msg again, thoda
dimag lagao..!
Ans niche hai par pehle socho
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Arey yaar!
Bachche…. hai kuch b bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Biscuit wale ka Love letter:
Dear Marie,
Today is a Goodday.
U have Krack’jacked my Little heart.
Now i am in 50-50 position.
Don’t break my Fantasy.
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Meet me at Parle ji.
Plz dont play Hide n seek.
Tumhara Tiger

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Kaminey friends
‘”WHEN I JOKE…
they take it seriously…
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BUT
WHEN I M SERIOUS… Kaminey hass hass ke
feelings ki dhajjiya uda dete hai….