Engineers play an important role in the making of a nation.
Engineering Is like a….
Typical Indian public toilet…!
People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out……!!
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Engineering Fact:
We don’t need a girlfriend…
our assignments irritate us every day…
that’s enough….
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We Build the world (Civil)
We create the magic (CS/IT)
We move the world (Mech/Auto)
We give power to the world (EEE)
We Connect the world n make it smaller (EC/TC)…..
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We are Cheaters, but we don’t cheat Humanity!
We hate Study, but we love Technology!
We flirt with flirters, but we are lovers!!
The World can’t Change us, But we can change the World!!
We don’t have Books in Hand, but have Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!
We are the rarest common Race on Earth!! Meet us
We are the ENGINEERS!!
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You can be a Doctor and save lives.
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives.
You can be a Soldier and protect lives.
But why to play with others’ lives?
So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives.
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We build the world (Civil Engineer.)
We build the magic world (Computer Engineer)
We connect the world (Electronics & Communication Engineer.)
We are the powers of world (Electrical Engineer)
We move the world (Mechanical Engineer)
PROUD TO BE AN ENGINEER
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1. Engineering Fact: We don’t need a girlfriend. Our assignments irritate us every day. That’s enough.
2. Father: I have 4 sons, 1st son is Mechanical Engineer, 2nd son is Civil Engineer, 3rd son is Chemical Engineer and 4th son is Thief.
Neighbour: Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the house?
Father: He is the only one EARNING in the house, rest are jobless!!!
3. A beauty of Engineers: A first bench student knows the answer to the entire problem but only the last bench student has the power to face every problem..!
4. Centuries ago people who sacrificed their sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life were called “SAINTS” Now they are called ENGINEERS.
5. Tip: Amount of money spent in photocopies over the span of four years will be sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox Machine
6. Science is all about knowing; Engineering is about doing.
7. Architecture begins where engineering ends.
8. A software is a great combination of artistry and engineering.
9. Maine Engineering li, engineering ne meri li.
10. Hindu bhi jobless,muslim bhi jobless, Engineering ka koi dharm nahi hota.
11. Using you brain while copying , reduces the speed of copying – Engineering fact.
12. Trust me I’m an engineer.
13. Engineering – “If you are not tired , you are not doing it right”
14. Good engineers are not born, they are Pre-fabricated
15. Engineers have done “ONE NIGHT STANDS” more than anybody else in this world
16. Where Engineering Meets Art!
17. We Make, We Rule!
18. Hard as Concrete, Flexible as Steel!
19. You Dreamt it We Built it!
20. Everyday is an Adventure when u are a Civil Engineer!
Most of the girls in world are beautiful rest are in engineering colleges
Never ask three things, Girls age, Man’s salary and Engineers CGPA
8 Semesters, 40 subjects- One Notebook~~Engineers
Getting Attendance at the end of every class is like getting salary at the end of the month
Good engineers are not born, they are Pre-fabricated
Pi – Gods way of telling you to get a bigger calculator
Bio-engineers, now everyone gets a drumstick at thanksgiving.
If God didn’t want perfect circles he wouldn’t have invented Pi.
Warning – Inversion intolerant
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Sorry, I only drink Decalitres
If found please return to (insert GPS co-ordinates)
Civil engineers, Lifes way of saying your rubbish at sports.
I can calculate your interest in me to 9 decimal places
Could I interest you in my Na2Ca2Al6Si9O30·8(H2O) collection ?
I prefer the term Bio-culture harvester instead of “Fat”
(R-CH2OH) fueled love machine
One day this law student will be the ***** that jails you
Opinions crushed while you wait
Bio-engineers – Life forms created, your place or mine ?
I came, I saw, I adjusted the azimuth a bit.
India is the only place where people first do engineering and then they figure out what they want to become.
