Funny Engineering Jokes

Engineer Jokes :- Here are some few jokes that not many people have heard because they’re funny only if you are an engineer.

4 Years
44 Sujects
400 Practicals
4000 Submissions
40,000 Lectures
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A normal human being can’t do it.
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Remaining abnormals are called
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*Engineers*

Engineer Jokes

Our education system has a drawback;
it doesnt teach us teamwork..
& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in xams..
they call it cheating…! Jahil log!

Engineer Jokes

Exam Law:
Half of what you read is waste,
Half of rest you read you don’t understand,
Half of what you understand you won’t remember,
Half of what you remember you won’t be asked.

Engineer Jokes

SILENCE
Is The Best Answer
For All Questions…
SMILE
Is The Best Reaction
In All Situations…
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Unfortunately
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Both Never Help
In
Viva, Review & Interview

Engineer Jokes

Top 3 College Rules:-
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1. Be Quiet In The Class
Because Other’s Are Sleeping.
2. Don’t Forget To Carry Books,
It Works As A Pillow.
3. Keep The College Clean,
So Be Absent.

Engineer Jokes

Larka: Ro kyun rahi ho?
Larki: Mere marks bohat kum ae hain?
Larka: Kitne hain?
Larki: Sirf 88%
Larka: O bibi khuda ka khof kar itne main to 2 larkay pass ho jate hain.

Engineer Jokes

Lagta nahi hy dil mera ab har sawal me,
Kis ki bani hy ye examination hal me,

Wqt-e-daraz mang k laye thy 3 ghanty,
2 sawal me kat gaye aur ek jawab me,

Controller se gila na examinar se shikwa,
Qismat me fail likhi thi bus isi saal me,

In kitabon se kaho kahin aur ja basy,
Itni jaga kaha hy dil e dagdaar me,

Kitna hay bad-naseeb student naqal k liey,
Do kaghaz k tukry na mily pory hall me.

Engineer Jokes

Father: How did you write your exam?
Son: They given the questions which I don’t know, So I wrote answers which they don’t know:-

Engineer Jokes

On a college test…
A student who wasn’t prepared left the page blank
and wrote at the bottom,,,
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“Dedicated to my memory, which recently passed away,”

Engineer Jokes

New Disease found “Sleepiota”
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Causes: Lectures & frequent book exposure
Victim: Student
Effects: Head falling on table, Automatic closure of eyes
Symptoms: Redness of eyes, loss of memory
Spreads: From student to student
Treatment: Bunk the class and say “All izz well”

Engineer Jokes

Why is a teacher’s status
greater as compared to a mother?
Because,
A mother can put only one child to sleep
But,
A lecturer can put the whole class to sleep

Engineer Jokes

The Brain is most outstanding object in the world!
It works 24hrs a day,
365 days a year from birth to death,
Stops only when….
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We Enter in Examination Hall.

Engineer Jokes

To save paper
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Exams shud be given on mobiles instead of sheets
Bcoz
Students hav more typing speed dan writing speed

Engineer Jokes

Law professor asked the student:
“What is the most important Law of Finance for starting a new business?”
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Student replied: “Father in Law”

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Examiner: Y R U under Tension,,,
did u forget admit card, pencil box or calculator?
Student: No sir,
By mistake I brought tomorrow exam’s chit today…

Engineer Jokes

3 Things That Should Never Be Asked:
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1. A Man’s wage
2. A Girl’s Age
&
3. A Student’s Percentage

it Hurts.

Engineer Jokes

There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near Boys college
but not near Girls college why?
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Answer:
Because vehicles automatically slow over there!

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Most iritating moment: Morning alarms,
Most dfficult task: 2 find socks,
Most dreadful journey: way 2 college,
Most lovely time: meeting friends,
Most tragic news: test in 2nd period,
Most wondrful news: teachr iz absent,
Most relaxing area: cafe,
Worst moment: datesheet in hand.
ENGINEER STUDENT LIFE ROCKS!!

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1. Science se gira arts me atka
2. Fail hote ko practicals ka sahara
3. Degree le k aag me daal
4. 3rd Division paas, ghar ka na ghaat ka
5. Dost wo jo Imtihaan me cheating karaye
6. Likhna na jane qalam mera
7. Qadar kho deta roz ka university jana

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 Mansooba Banaya
Aur Wo Agle Din Pricipal Ko Bolay…
Sir, Hum Shadi Mein Gaye Thay..
Rastay Mein Gaari Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahayj…
Is Liye Parh Nahi Sakay.
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye
Aur Unhey 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
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1 Din Baad Unhey 4 Mukhtalif Rooms Mein Bithaya
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya…
Q: Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha…?
1-Front Right
2-Front Left
3-Back Right
4-Back Left
Note: Agar Same Jawab Hua Tou Sub Paas:-

 

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SECRETS OF SUCCESS
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1. Kabhi top na karo
warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao
iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.
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Dedicated to genius Students

Engineer Jokes

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hay k kuch aisa ho jaye
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Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen
Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen
Haftay mein 4 din hon taa-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye
Sub dost treat dete rahain
or hamari baari kabhi na aaye

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English Teacher:
“One cute n young girl is walking on the road”
Change this into an exclamatory sentence
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Student: Uff…..Itemm!

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ENGINEER songs:
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School= Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution= Idhar chala main udhar chala
jane kahan main kidher chala
Math= Ajeeb dastan hai
ye kahan shuru kahan khatam
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le
Exam= Zehrili raatein neendein urr jati hein
Result= Dhak dhak karne laga
oh mora jiya darne laga
Pass= Aaj main uper aasman neeche,
aaj main aage zamana hai peeche
Fail= Chhan se jo tutey sapna jag suna suna lage…

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Student school mein gadha le k aaya,
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Miss: ye gadha kyon laaye ho?
Student: Miss ap hi tou kehti hain k
main ne baray baray gadho ko insaan banaya hay,
‘Tou main ne socha is ki life ban jaye gi.’

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Teacher: Tell me names of
10 chemical elements?
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Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine,
Noreen, Abmreen, Samreen, Nasreen,
Afreen, Parveen & yasmeen:-

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Class Teacher to student:
Btao zinda rehney k liye
kiya cheez zaroori hay?
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Student zor se bola:
‘Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!
Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam’

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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:
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Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up
&
Solve Your Problems.

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Teacher: tell me the perfect example
for newtons 3rd law?
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Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically…
Action ka Reaction 🙂

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A cute poem by a school boy..
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White color ka dress pehen kar
Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..
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School lagta hai poultry farm
Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey
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Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak
Teacher ka ye funda..
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Mujhe banati hen murga,
Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda